BadFisherman wrote:
Fredfish had checked into a hotel on a trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on his way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind. So he's in his room and figured, what the hell, he'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. You name it, we'll do it. Bring anything you want."
She says, "That sounds fantastic, sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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