Gas ? (From GCC)
Mar 20, 2022 00:15:50 #
Big A wrote:
Yeah, it does ! The chili burns your
butt, and the methane from your fumes would also burn it ! Ever seen anyone do 'pyro-flatulence', where someone lights one up ?
If you've never seen it done and
want a good laugh, watch the restaurant scene from the movie
'The Klumps', where they nearly
(accidentally) burn it down !
butt, and the methane from your fumes would also burn it ! Ever seen anyone do 'pyro-flatulence', where someone lights one up ?
If you've never seen it done and
want a good laugh, watch the restaurant scene from the movie
'The Klumps', where they nearly
(accidentally) burn it down !
Yeah I’ve seen it done. A buddy of mine, when I was about 8, caught his shorts on fire doing it.😂
Mar 20, 2022 00:26:48 #
DozerDave wrote:
Put 30 gal. diesel in the truck last week…$167… 
🐟on
🐟onGetting plumb stupid ain’t it? My boss’s son just put $94.00 worth of gas in a Toyota pickup and it still had 1/4 tank in it. 30 gallons of diesel here would be almost $180.00. It’s $5.99/gallon here right now. Regular unleaded is $4.99👎
Mar 20, 2022 01:00:40 #
Catfish h****r wrote:
Yeah I’ve seen it done. A buddy of mine, when I was about 8, caught his shorts on fire doing it.😂
I've told this story before, but we've gotten new members since then,
so I'll post it again !
One cold, wet Saturday afternoon
my mother and I were playing cribbage and having a beer or
two at the kitchen table, when my younger brother (about 16 or 17) emerged from the bathroom in just his skivvies and a towel !
He plops down on a kitchen chair across from us, opens the towel, grabs my mother's Bic lighter, and proceeds to light one ! With good pressure, the green/blue flame came out about 18 inches - on his second try, however, his 'pressure' petered
out and the flame followed the gas back to the source ! He not only burned a hole in his skivvies, but burned his bung-hole, as well ! While he's d**gging his butt across the living-room rug like a dog on the
lawn, my mom and I were laughing hysterically until our faces were wet with tears of laughter and we were hard-pressed to catch our breath between laughing fits ! Likely one
of the funniest stupid stunts either
of us had ever seen !
Mar 20, 2022 11:08:14 #
FixorFish: Well, you are right, that was pretty rank! I've only heard about 'blue flame' antics, never seen one.
On my Fish year at Texas A. & M. we had just come back from Christmas holidays. One of the guys in our outfit had brought back a big, actually humongous blockbuster of fireworks. Being a real 'smartass' he decided to light it in the dorm and threw it into a large cardboard box in the stairwell that was designated for trash. As he has lit this and began to run, he just happens to run into an upper classman. He yells, "Run, run, or we will all be k**led!" The concussion was probably felt for miles, and the smoke took about a half hour to clear.
His case came up before a tribunal and it was felt he probably would be expelled. He succeeded in pleading his case and was sentenced to 4 hours of marching in the 'bull ring" every Saturday for the rest of the year! So, rain or shine, Fish Jones could be seen marching in a large circle every Saturday, 50 minutes marching and 10 minutes to rest. It was "good bull" but not worth the price since he got caught. Just Sayin...RJS
On my Fish year at Texas A. & M. we had just come back from Christmas holidays. One of the guys in our outfit had brought back a big, actually humongous blockbuster of fireworks. Being a real 'smartass' he decided to light it in the dorm and threw it into a large cardboard box in the stairwell that was designated for trash. As he has lit this and began to run, he just happens to run into an upper classman. He yells, "Run, run, or we will all be k**led!" The concussion was probably felt for miles, and the smoke took about a half hour to clear.
His case came up before a tribunal and it was felt he probably would be expelled. He succeeded in pleading his case and was sentenced to 4 hours of marching in the 'bull ring" every Saturday for the rest of the year! So, rain or shine, Fish Jones could be seen marching in a large circle every Saturday, 50 minutes marching and 10 minutes to rest. It was "good bull" but not worth the price since he got caught. Just Sayin...RJS
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