G-mornin knuckleheads. 39 now. 45 later with clouds. Worked 6 yesterday. A little tough but made it happen.
A blonde walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk how much a refrigerator cost. "We don't sell to blondes," he responded. She went home, dyed her hair red and returned to the store. "How much is that refrigerator,?" she asked again. "Sorry, we still don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.
"How did you know I'm blonde,?" the woman asked. "I dyed my hair red."
"Because that's a microwave," he said.
Have a good one humans.
Good morning G and all to follow, 24* right now going to I don’t where due to the meteorologists missing most days. G, it’s good to hear you’re up and about and will soon return to normalcy. What you’ve been going through has had to have been quite a burden but it sounds like you’re making progress, keep that positive outlook. Everyone have a great!
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 39 now. 45 later with clouds. Worked 6 yesterday. A little tough but made it happen.
A blonde walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk how much a refrigerator cost. "We don't sell to blondes," he responded. She went home, dyed her hair red and returned to the store. "How much is that refrigerator,?" she asked again. "Sorry, we still don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.
"How did you know I'm blonde,?" the woman asked. "I dyed my hair red."
"Because that's a microwave," he said.
Have a good one humans.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 39 now. 45 later with cloud... (
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Mornin', GMan, bk, and all of you fine poeople on the Stage.
-7 now, going to 0*, colder tonight, a -22. Sorry, there is nothing we can do about it.
A good joke, Greg.
Have a good one, boys and girls.
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. 39 now. 45 later with clouds. Worked 6 yesterday. A little tough but made it happen.
A blonde walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk how much a refrigerator cost. "We don't sell to blondes," he responded. She went home, dyed her hair red and returned to the store. "How much is that refrigerator,?" she asked again. "Sorry, we still don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.
"How did you know I'm blonde,?" the woman asked. "I dyed my hair red."
"Because that's a microwave," he said.
Have a good one humans.
G-mornin knuckleheads. 39 now. 45 later with cloud... (
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Good morning Greg, Brad Fly, and everyone. 29°here with a fresh 1.5"on the ground, going up to 40°later so it should melt away. It's looking arctic on Wednesday and blizzard coming on Saturday.
Glad you made it through the day G!
Good joke too. Have a great Tuesday everyone.
good morning g & everyone!! 29 here now,feels kinda pleasant not walking out the door to 10 degree temps.
Have a great day & those that are hitting the ice be safe out there
Mornin guys,
But Leo, what is the “feels like” temperature (always like that one)?Feels like…to whom? There are days when 70 feels chilly and 0 feels warm.
Betts
Loc: Finger Lakes NY
Good morning, G and everybody. Had a dream that all of a sudden it was spring and I was catching biga$$ bass at the pond. Then I woke up. What a letdown, lol. Good luck to everyone who’s getting out there on the ice or in the warmer parts of the country. Post some pics so I can live vicariously through your adventures! 🎣🥶😁
Betts wrote:
Good morning, G and everybody. Had a dream that all of a sudden it was spring and I was catching biga$$ bass at the pond. Then I woke up. What a letdown, lol. Good luck to everyone who’s getting out there on the ice or in the warmer parts of the country. Post some pics so I can live vicariously through your adventures! 🎣🥶😁
That same bass was in my dream Betts. Go figure.
Morning everyone 28 here and looks like it’s gonna stay around there all day. Got another inch last night. Hope everyone stays safe out there today
Good morning folks, weather report Cold. Now on to painting another room. Later fishers.
plumbob wrote:
Good morning folks, weather report Cold. Now on to painting another room. Later fishers.
Getting a nice early start Bob. 32* out there this morning going up to a balmy 43 then 19 tonight. No snow here until Friday night according to the so-called experts. Just cold enough to freeze castable distance but nowhere near being able to walk on it. Have a great day folks.
Betts
Loc: Finger Lakes NY
ghaynes1 wrote:
That same bass was in my dream Betts. Go figure.
That’s why I tossed it back, G - so you could catch it. Ahhh, dreamland…lol
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Good morning everyone 7 high 21 G must be feeling better jokes are getting better
dbed wrote:
Good morning everyone 7 high 21 G must be feeling better jokes are getting better
Any jokes I post that seem to be "better," is purely coincidental.
Good morning all 26 going to be around 30 today and single’s tonight l guess it could be worse look at what flyguy is getting.
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