one more for xmas
Dec 25, 2021 13:28:40 #
smitty
Loc: maine
a xmas story..kinda
this is a true story from summer of 1986. installing floor in my bath, window open and my 8 yr old son and his 6 yr old neighbor 'frirnd' are sittin on the basement doors below the window. subject of the argument was the existance of santa claus. my son was a strong believer, the kid said "its all a bunch of bull--it." this went on for what seemed liked 20 or 30 minutes with every expletive not allowed here being thrown about .
finall the kid mounts his closing argument: and i quote... "last xmas i didnt go to sleep, i faked it. they thought i was asleep but i saw my mom and dad puttin the presents under the tree. so theres your f---in bull---t santa claus."
i couldnt see them but i knew the gears were turning in my boys head. bout a minute of silence. one of my longest minutes ever. finally my boy pipes up; "your mom and dad have to do your presents!"
wait for it;
"SANTA only goes to GOOD kids houses!"
think i was proud?
this is a true story from summer of 1986. installing floor in my bath, window open and my 8 yr old son and his 6 yr old neighbor 'frirnd' are sittin on the basement doors below the window. subject of the argument was the existance of santa claus. my son was a strong believer, the kid said "its all a bunch of bull--it." this went on for what seemed liked 20 or 30 minutes with every expletive not allowed here being thrown about .
finall the kid mounts his closing argument: and i quote... "last xmas i didnt go to sleep, i faked it. they thought i was asleep but i saw my mom and dad puttin the presents under the tree. so theres your f---in bull---t santa claus."
i couldnt see them but i knew the gears were turning in my boys head. bout a minute of silence. one of my longest minutes ever. finally my boy pipes up; "your mom and dad have to do your presents!"
wait for it;
"SANTA only goes to GOOD kids houses!"
think i was proud?
Dec 25, 2021 13:32:45 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
smitty wrote:
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My chest just swelled with you! Good story 👍
Dec 25, 2021 13:36:04 #
Dec 25, 2021 14:28:58 #
Dec 25, 2021 14:31:37 #
smitty wrote:
a xmas story..kinda br this is a true story from s... (show quote)
You bet, and your boy would make anyone proud.
Dec 25, 2021 14:39:14 #
smitty wrote:
a xmas story..kinda br this is a true story from s... (show quote)
That's great Smitty, you've every right to be proud.
Dec 25, 2021 14:42:50 #
Dec 25, 2021 14:48:31 #
Dec 25, 2021 14:54:26 #
smitty wrote:
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A good story there, smitty, and the best part is that it is true.
Dec 25, 2021 15:36:10 #
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Dec 25, 2021 20:01:54 #
What’s so funny to me is that I have both those kids!! Son the bad kid, daughter the true believer!😂🤣😂🤣
Dec 25, 2021 23:49:54 #
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