Class Assignment
Dec 10, 2021 22:07:21 #
Blackdog
Loc: Round Rock, TX
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
"Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."
I love these touching stories!
BD
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
"Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."
I love these touching stories!
BD
Dec 10, 2021 22:12:19 #
Dec 10, 2021 22:21:57 #
Blackdog wrote:
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignme... (show quote)
Nothing like a heartwarming story for the holidays 😉
Dec 10, 2021 22:26:03 #
Blackdog wrote:
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Good one, and Dad would be the one to know.
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Dec 11, 2021 06:09:46 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Blackdog wrote:
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Marine pilot should have been the give away. Don't even mess with her sober let alone armed n intoxicated 🤕🤕
Dec 11, 2021 13:57:48 #
Dec 11, 2021 22:48:56 #
Had 2 kids in Desert Storm , AirFroce Support, Son on helicopters, Daughter on F14s
Dec 11, 2021 23:41:11 #
Maid Marion wrote:
Had 2 kids in Desert Storm , AirFroce Support, Son on helicopters, Daughter on F14s
Thank them for me, please...and Moms suffer so much with worry during these times, what a relief
when they return safely, yes ? We've got too many Gold Star Moms, but someone, unfortunately,
must pay the ultimate price for our way of life. Maxx
Dec 11, 2021 23:47:24 #
nutz4fish wrote:
Thank them for me, please...and Moms suffer so much with worry during these times, what a relief
when they return safely, yes ? We've got too many Gold Star Moms, but someone, unfortunately,
must pay the ultimate price for our way of life. Maxx
when they return safely, yes ? We've got too many Gold Star Moms, but someone, unfortunately,
must pay the ultimate price for our way of life. Maxx
Dec 12, 2021 00:40:44 #
Maid Marion wrote:
Had 2 kids in Desert Storm , AirFroce Support, Son on helicopters, Daughter on F14s
My mistake ,she worked on F16s ,Wild Weasel Mission
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