Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
"I got ants in my pants and I need ta dance!"😁😁👍
Back in '72, I met a guy on a job
who came from a small town in northern Louisiana - he told me
a story about one of his neighbors
who was plowing his fields one
day, when the wind blew his hat
off !
He left it there for a few minutes
while finishing that row and stopped to pick it up on the return pass - he
put it on his head without checking
it or giving it a good shake-off, and was badly bitten all over his skull !
By the time he was found and
rushed to the hospital it was too
late ! He died from the red ant venom within an hour after getting stung !
In the spring of '83 I had a minor
run-in with those nasty little buggers
while at my folks' home in Florida !
I had parked my car on dad's lawn
and crawled under it to do an oil change - having failed to put a tarp
or blanket down first, I ended up getting the little buggers in my hair,
T-shirt and skivvies ! Had to rush
into the house, take a hot shower
and toss my clothes into a heavy-
duty trash bag and throw them
out ! Those bites burned and itched for over a week, and in some very uncomfortable places !