Secret to a long life? An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning...

USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

USAF Major wrote:

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

Up in Smoke !!😂🤣🔥🔥

Shutupandfish Loc: Transplanted roots back to Wyoming

Jarheadfishnfool wrote:

Up in Smoke !!😂🤣🔥🔥

Or Out With a Bang💣💣

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

USAF Major wrote:

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

Evidently, she didn't smoke.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

USAF Major wrote:

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

Feisty little pistol of a gal i bet she was.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

She certainly went out with a bang

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

USAF Major wrote:

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

Now that was a blast 💥🤣🤣🤣

smitty Loc: maine

friend of a friend died recently; a well known local character
shot his ashes out of a connon in town square; georgetown. maine
wife lit the fuse and blew him a kiss goodbye
pretty cool huh

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

USAF Major wrote:

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR

USAF Major wrote:

An elderly Texas cattleman was talking to a young neighbor about longevity. She inquired about any secrets he might want to share. He told her that every morning she should sprinkle a little bit of gunpowder on her breakfast. She did as he suggested and made it to 103. She left behind 5 children , 14 grandchildren, 23 great grandchildren, 5 great great grandchildren and a 40 foot deep hole where the crematorium used to be!

Major, now that is hitting the Powder Keg right on the head!!😁😂😂

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Let's go out in a blaze of glory 💥

Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct

Her family were all big shots.