Applying for a job
Nov 24, 2021 13:45:28 #
Posted this on another topic, but OZ suggested it needed a separate post. So here ya go, enjoy.
Afghan vet goes to a job interview. He's interviewing really well and the manager asks him that since he's a vet does he have any disabilities. Guy says not really. Manager says, well I see on your application it says you received the Purple Heart, what's that about? "Oh I was wounded by an IED but it didn't disable me, just blew off my testicles." The manager grimaces, but admits that that will not prevent the guy from doing his job. So, one last question - do your have any allergies? Yeah I do, says the vet. I'm allergic to coffee, upsets my stomach and gives me the diarrhea. The manager nods his head, looks over the application, and tells the vet he's got the job. Be here at 10 o'clock in the morning.
10 o'clock? I thought you said y'all start at 8?
Oh we do, but all we do for the first couple hours
is stand around, drink coffee and scratch our balls. You don't need to be here for that.
Afghan vet goes to a job interview. He's interviewing really well and the manager asks him that since he's a vet does he have any disabilities. Guy says not really. Manager says, well I see on your application it says you received the Purple Heart, what's that about? "Oh I was wounded by an IED but it didn't disable me, just blew off my testicles." The manager grimaces, but admits that that will not prevent the guy from doing his job. So, one last question - do your have any allergies? Yeah I do, says the vet. I'm allergic to coffee, upsets my stomach and gives me the diarrhea. The manager nods his head, looks over the application, and tells the vet he's got the job. Be here at 10 o'clock in the morning.
10 o'clock? I thought you said y'all start at 8?
Oh we do, but all we do for the first couple hours
is stand around, drink coffee and scratch our balls. You don't need to be here for that.
Nov 24, 2021 13:48:09 #
Nov 24, 2021 14:18:29 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Posted this on another topic, but OZ suggested it ... (show quote)
Didn't want anyone missing it
Thanks.
Nov 24, 2021 14:52:59 #
What a coincidence this pass Sunday I and my son were in route to my Cusin house to do some work and I told my son this exact joke I happened to hear this joke a few years back from a co worker still funny
Nov 24, 2021 14:56:53 #
Nov 24, 2021 15:53:26 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Not much new under the sun, is there?
Every second of every day something new.
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