Indian Wanting Coffee:
Nov 23, 2021 09:32:32 #
Indian Wanting Coffee:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of da
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of da
Nov 23, 2021 09:35:54 #
Nov 23, 2021 10:04:35 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Indian Wanting Coffee: br br An Indian walks into... (show quote)
Indian been reading his history book i see.
Nov 23, 2021 15:24:34 #
plumbob wrote:
Indian been reading his history book i see.
Current events would be more like it.
Nov 23, 2021 18:17:02 #
Afghan vet goes to a job interview. He's interviewing really well and the manager asks him that since he's a vet does he have any disabilities. Guy says not really. Manager says, well I see on here you received the Purple Heart, what's that about. "Oh I was wounded by an IED but it didn't disable me, just blew off my testicles. The manager grimaces, but admits that that will not prevent the guy from doing his job. So, one last question - do your have any allergies? Yeah I do, says the vet. I'm allergic to coffee, upsets my stomach and give me the diarrhea. The manager nods his head, looks over the application, and tells the vet he's got the job. Be here at 10 o'clock in the morning.
10 o'clock? I thought you said y'all start at 8?
Oh we do, but all we do for the first couple hours
is stand around and drink coffee and scratch our balls. You don't need to be here for that.
10 o'clock? I thought you said y'all start at 8?
Oh we do, but all we do for the first couple hours
is stand around and drink coffee and scratch our balls. You don't need to be here for that.
Nov 23, 2021 18:50:57 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Afghan vet goes to a job interview. He's intervie... (show quote)
Needs a thread and life of its own.
LOL
Nov 24, 2021 07:08:16 #
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