You gonna tell him or should I?
Nov 22, 2021 16:52:04 #
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks.
" Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him or should I?
" Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks.
" Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him or should I?
Nov 22, 2021 16:55:44 #
Nov 22, 2021 18:31:05 #
Eastern OZ; Now, I want to emphasize this because you aren't going to believe it at first. but Honest to Mergatroid I found a whole pasture full of Butts! it must have been your story that caused them to laugh themselves off, I don't know what else could have caused it. The rancher wants the person responsible to come and collect them before the words get out and he becomes the laughing stock of the county! Just Sayin...RJS
Nov 22, 2021 18:49:26 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Eastern OZ; Now, I want to emphasize this because you aren't going to believe it at first. but Honest to Mergatroid I found a whole pasture full of Butts! it must have been your story that caused them to laugh themselves off, I don't know what else could have caused it. The rancher wants the person responsible to come and collect them before the words get out and he becomes the laughing stock of the county! Just Sayin...RJS
LOL
Nov 22, 2021 21:29:38 #
Nov 22, 2021 21:37:16 #
Whitey wrote:
🤣🤣🤣 smart kid
Seems that they learn earlier these days.
Nov 22, 2021 21:46:38 #
Ya got that right OZ. Six-year-old granddaughter is all the time asking me questions that I don't like answering 🤔
Nov 24, 2021 21:54:00 #
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