Definition of the word " coincidence ".
A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating"
" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"
" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence!" said the man. " I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "
"This is awesome" said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " the farmer said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"
EasternOZ wrote:
Definition of the word " coincidence ".
A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating"
" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"
" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence!" said the man. " I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "
"This is awesome" said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " the farmer said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"
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Got a belly laugh out of me, thanks OZ.
Now, better step on the brake, Oz or that rancher with thee field of Butts is going to come after whomever is causing this flood of Butts to be found ion his ranch!
That was a super joke, and I had never heard it before. Just Sayin...RJS
Robert J Samples wrote:
Now, better step on the brake, Oz or that rancher with thee field of Butts is going to come after whomever is causing this flood of Butts to be found ion his ranch!
That was a super joke, and I had never heard it before. Just Sayin...RJS
I am in shock for a joke you have never heard.
Weeellll! I am after all just an innocent country boy! Just Sayin...RJS
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Headed to the ranch to find my butt
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