Riding in a taxi
Nov 15, 2021 12:32:01 #
A mother and her young son were riding in a taxi in a big city during a rainstorm. Underneath a couple of awnings were some ladies of the evening. Little boy asked mom who and what. Mom answered those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come out of work.
Uninvited the taxi driver said 'why don't you tell him the truth? They are hookers and they have sex with men for money. Boy inquires of his annoyed mom if this is true and she says 'yes'.
Few minutes go by and the lad asks what happens to the babies they have Mom? She replied 'most of them grow up to be taxi drivers'.
Uninvited the taxi driver said 'why don't you tell him the truth? They are hookers and they have sex with men for money. Boy inquires of his annoyed mom if this is true and she says 'yes'.
Few minutes go by and the lad asks what happens to the babies they have Mom? She replied 'most of them grow up to be taxi drivers'.
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Nov 15, 2021 13:14:03 #
Mauwehu
Loc: Norwalk Ct
USAF Major wrote:
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Not that there’s anything wrong with it😁………
Reminds me of the one “off color” joke my mom told me. A prostitute is walking down the street saying “Here tiz, here tiz”. Two policemen pull up and tell her she’s under arrest for soliciting sex to which she responds “Soliciting sex! Hell no. I’m just calling my dog named Tiz!”
Nov 15, 2021 15:12:16 #
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Awesome! Thanks.
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Nov 15, 2021 16:16:45 #
Nov 16, 2021 08:26:31 #
smitty
Loc: maine
usaf maj
my grandfather was a bridge tender on the sea bright bridge around 1900. gps lived in an apt over what was then fowlers hdw store [across street from present police station] he was walking home after wk in a fierce noreaster along flooded ocean ave and was struck by a piece of driftwood in a wave. managed to make it home but got a bloodclot from strike and went to his heart and died in his sleep that nite.or was it my great grandad. anyway thought you might like the story.
my grandfather was a bridge tender on the sea bright bridge around 1900. gps lived in an apt over what was then fowlers hdw store [across street from present police station] he was walking home after wk in a fierce noreaster along flooded ocean ave and was struck by a piece of driftwood in a wave. managed to make it home but got a bloodclot from strike and went to his heart and died in his sleep that nite.or was it my great grandad. anyway thought you might like the story.
Nov 16, 2021 08:49:47 #
Wow! That's a shame he died in that fashion. That same crossing is still a drawbridge built in the 30s and is about to be replaced again by another drawbridge. Fowler's Hardware is now Bain's Hardware and there has only been two ownership changes since the 1950s.
Fishing is still good but a lot has changed east of Ocean Ave including the removal of the railroad tracks. If you're ever down here I'd be happy to wet a line with you and show you around.
Fishing is still good but a lot has changed east of Ocean Ave including the removal of the railroad tracks. If you're ever down here I'd be happy to wet a line with you and show you around.
Nov 17, 2021 15:23:39 #
smitty
Loc: maine
usaf maj
back in early 70s was a bar called Milli's rite in front of the police station. pretty weird loc. for such a ruff place'used to hand out there as a kid [age was 18 then] lots of drinkin and brawlin. it was later Ichabods dont know now.the whole town used to be a real party spot back then. oceanfront bar. melody corner, manning's jetty, donovan's reef, trade winds, peninsula house. really mellowed with age [and $] Long branch and asbury park too. i was a real jersey beach front bum. moved to nm in 74
back in early 70s was a bar called Milli's rite in front of the police station. pretty weird loc. for such a ruff place'used to hand out there as a kid [age was 18 then] lots of drinkin and brawlin. it was later Ichabods dont know now.the whole town used to be a real party spot back then. oceanfront bar. melody corner, manning's jetty, donovan's reef, trade winds, peninsula house. really mellowed with age [and $] Long branch and asbury park too. i was a real jersey beach front bum. moved to nm in 74
Nov 17, 2021 15:41:30 #
Nov 17, 2021 19:42:58 #
Ichabod's is now a very upscale 'Woody's'. Donovan's Reef was wiped by Sandy but they got a large government grant and rebuilt. Closes in the winter now.
The other places are now 'condos'. The ferry to NYC from the Highlands made the area very attractive to the Wall Street crowd ( a 45 minute boat ride) and real estate prices went bonkers.
You have to go Highlands to find a type of place that Sea Bright was known for and only two are left there.
The other places are now 'condos'. The ferry to NYC from the Highlands made the area very attractive to the Wall Street crowd ( a 45 minute boat ride) and real estate prices went bonkers.
You have to go Highlands to find a type of place that Sea Bright was known for and only two are left there.
Nov 18, 2021 07:36:31 #
smitty
Loc: maine
prigress?
i grew up in red bank. mom sold the house in 79 for 35k. guy who lives there now paid 650k bout 15 yrs ago. best friend still lives in rb a small house tiny lot and taxes passed 10 k last year. nice town but not worth the cost imho. now i live in maine small house on an acre taxes actually went down last yr. now less than 900 bucks. thats 9 hundred not 9 thousand. btw thank you for serving our great country. luv hearing from ya
smitty
john schmitz
rbchs class of 72
i grew up in red bank. mom sold the house in 79 for 35k. guy who lives there now paid 650k bout 15 yrs ago. best friend still lives in rb a small house tiny lot and taxes passed 10 k last year. nice town but not worth the cost imho. now i live in maine small house on an acre taxes actually went down last yr. now less than 900 bucks. thats 9 hundred not 9 thousand. btw thank you for serving our great country. luv hearing from ya
smitty
john schmitz
rbchs class of 72
Nov 18, 2021 08:33:30 #
My three went to RBC also. Classes of '83, '85 and '89. Tomorrow night RBC plays in a semi-final state championship game against a school from Hammonton, NJ named St Joseph's.
RBC over the past 20 years has become a football powerhouse and there is an All Pro on the Colts from RBC. You should have seen him in high school!
RBC beat RFH on Thanksgiving 11 years in a row by some very lopsided scores at times and RFH called the series off. An alumnus gave the school $10 million dollars a few years back and you should see the place now! The old Red Bank police station is now RBC's arts and drama building. A few bucks can make a world of difference.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
RBC over the past 20 years has become a football powerhouse and there is an All Pro on the Colts from RBC. You should have seen him in high school!
RBC beat RFH on Thanksgiving 11 years in a row by some very lopsided scores at times and RFH called the series off. An alumnus gave the school $10 million dollars a few years back and you should see the place now! The old Red Bank police station is now RBC's arts and drama building. A few bucks can make a world of difference.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Nov 18, 2021 11:30:07 #
smitty
Loc: maine
thnx maj and happy thx 2 u and yours
btw; i was in the first class to do 12 yrs in the new bldgs. my first month in 1st grade was in one of the old houses
where the convent is now. also had a few visits to the old 52 monmouth st place, rbpd as a kid
btw; i was in the first class to do 12 yrs in the new bldgs. my first month in 1st grade was in one of the old houses
where the convent is now. also had a few visits to the old 52 monmouth st place, rbpd as a kid
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