wulffy and the five blondes
Nov 11, 2021 14:23:54 #
Wulffy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, " Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to wulffy says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, that I tell you that you should know five important things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl who's holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, . Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?"
Wulffy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, " Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to wulffy says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, that I tell you that you should know five important things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl who's holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, . Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?"
Wulffy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!
Nov 11, 2021 14:41:47 #
Nov 11, 2021 14:49:18 #
Do you know that this joke is posted on this site about every other week 👎 just thought I would let you know
Nov 11, 2021 15:03:09 #
Nov 11, 2021 15:15:58 #
D Tong wrote:
Do you know that this joke is posted on this site about every other week 👎 just thought I would let you know
And every other week we have a few new folks. Old jokes new to them.
Nov 11, 2021 15:28:21 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Wait till we get boycotted by all the blondes. 😱😱 GW did you really do that 😳.
Nov 11, 2021 15:56:36 #
plumbob wrote:
And every other week we have a few new folks. Old jokes new to them.
Criticism everywhere these days.
Carry on Dr. bb.
Laughter is good medicine
Nov 11, 2021 16:11:00 #
Nov 11, 2021 16:38:34 #
D Tong wrote:
Do you know that this joke is posted on this site about every other week 👎 just thought I would let you know
thanks do--er tong
Nov 11, 2021 16:45:13 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Wait till we get boycotted by all the blondes. 😱😱 GW did you really do that 😳.
Probably for a loss of words at that time.
Nov 11, 2021 16:56:18 #
badbobby wrote:
Wulffy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mist... (show quote)
😆🤣 I always share these with my wife who, as a brunette, gets a bigger kick out of them than I do. Her older sister's blonde so this is probably her passive-aggressive way of getting back at her.
Nov 11, 2021 17:23:17 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
EasternOZ wrote:
Probably for a loss of words at that time.
Oz After spending time around biker girls I'm guessing Wuffy may still be in the dumpster 😂😂. Some of those gals luvd to fight 😵😵
Nov 11, 2021 17:30:47 #
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Oz After spending time around biker girls I'm guessing Wuffy may still be in the dumpster 😂😂. Some of those gals luvd to fight 😵😵
Hopefully a few liked too make up.
Nov 11, 2021 17:34:35 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
D Tong wrote:
Do you know that this joke is posted on this site about every other week 👎 just thought I would let you know
That’s the good thing about getting older. Short term memory loss,so it’s always new. lol
Nov 11, 2021 17:56:31 #
plumbob wrote:
And every other week we have a few new folks. Old jokes new to them.
👍🙄
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