Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Both Johnny and Susie are driving and have a car accident while driving to church..

After both of them crawl out of their cars, Johnny looks and Suzie and says:

* "Look at that! Both of our cars are completely demolished, and yet here we are alive and well! This must be a sign from God that we should become good friends!"

Susie, looking at the total wreckage of both cars agrees.

Johnny then grabs something from his destroyed car and says,

* "And look at that, even though everything in my car is destroyed, this bottle of expensive wine is not broken. This is also a sign from God that we should open it now and drink together to celebrate our new friendship!".

The Susie agrees.

Then Johnny takes several large chugs of the wine and then hands the wine bottle to Susie and she doesn't even take a small sip, then she hands it back to Johnny.
Johnny immediately puts the bottle cap on and hands it back to Susie.

Johnny, confused, asks,

*"Aren't you going to drink some?"

Then Susie than says,

** "You know... I think I'll wait for the police to arrive!"

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Oh boy

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Suzie is no blonde Barbie

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Short lived friendship!

Katriniagirl Loc: Jensen Beach Florida

definitely not blonde

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

You are right Kandy,
She's the famous brunette.