Turkey Gooble
Nov 7, 2021 01:40:57 #
1) “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?” “Quack, Quack!”
2) “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”
3) “Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”
4) “What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?” “He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
5) “Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?” “Because he will gobble it up.”
6) “If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?” “A goblet.”
7) Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A: Quack, quack!
8) A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead.”
9) Q: How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year? A: Hit the “End Meeting” button.
10) A man called up his adult daughter and told her the bad news: He and his wife were getting a divorce. “But why, dad? What happened?” the daughter asked. “I’ve been miserable for years and I just can’t take it anymore. I’ve packed my bags and I’m leaving tonight!” the father replied.
11) “When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!” — Dave Letterman
12) I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though.
13) So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving. As it turns out, he just couldn’t quit cold turkey.
13) One Thanksgiving morning, a farmer walks into his house with a turkey under his arm. “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with,” he says. “That’s a turkey,” his wife says. The man answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
2) “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”
3) “Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”
4) “What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?” “He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
5) “Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?” “Because he will gobble it up.”
6) “If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?” “A goblet.”
7) Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A: Quack, quack!
8) A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead.”
9) Q: How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year? A: Hit the “End Meeting” button.
10) A man called up his adult daughter and told her the bad news: He and his wife were getting a divorce. “But why, dad? What happened?” the daughter asked. “I’ve been miserable for years and I just can’t take it anymore. I’ve packed my bags and I’m leaving tonight!” the father replied.
11) “When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!” — Dave Letterman
12) I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though.
13) So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving. As it turns out, he just couldn’t quit cold turkey.
13) One Thanksgiving morning, a farmer walks into his house with a turkey under his arm. “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with,” he says. “That’s a turkey,” his wife says. The man answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
Nov 7, 2021 01:41:19 #
Nov 7, 2021 05:25:39 #
Blackdog wrote:
Run that number 10 by me again.......
With you on that one Bd.
Nov 7, 2021 05:54:46 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
1) “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter o... (show quote)
Good to read i am not alone on that thought. Read it 3 times and nothing.
# 12 is my fav
Nov 7, 2021 07:58:45 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
1) “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter o... (show quote)
Oh you turkey, Pixie. (LOL)
Nov 7, 2021 08:07:29 #
I own up on this #10
All did not come through obviously.
It also gave me the #13 number twice?
My phone was giving me problems last night.
Sorry guys
😔
All did not come through obviously.
It also gave me the #13 number twice?
My phone was giving me problems last night.
Sorry guys
😔
Nov 7, 2021 10:52:31 #
Nov 7, 2021 12:00:52 #
I thought we only with getting pics to post properly....
I guess their computer showed me..
I guess their computer showed me..
Nov 7, 2021 13:35:39 #
Turkey Gobble
Reduex;
10) A man called up his adult daughter and told her the bad news: He and his wife were getting a divorce. “But why, dad? What happened?” the daughter asked. “I’ve been miserable for years and I just can’t take it anymore. I’ve packed my bags and I’m leaving tonight!” the father replied.
“Wait, dad! Don’t do anything drastic. I’m coming over to talk to you guys. Can you at least wait until tomorrow?” asked the daughter.
“OK, why don’t you bring John and the kids, too. I’m sure your mom will want to see them,” the dad said.
“OK,” said the daughter. “See you then.”
The man hung up the phone, then said, “Honey! The kids are coming over for Thanksgiving!”
Reduex;
10) A man called up his adult daughter and told her the bad news: He and his wife were getting a divorce. “But why, dad? What happened?” the daughter asked. “I’ve been miserable for years and I just can’t take it anymore. I’ve packed my bags and I’m leaving tonight!” the father replied.
“Wait, dad! Don’t do anything drastic. I’m coming over to talk to you guys. Can you at least wait until tomorrow?” asked the daughter.
“OK, why don’t you bring John and the kids, too. I’m sure your mom will want to see them,” the dad said.
“OK,” said the daughter. “See you then.”
The man hung up the phone, then said, “Honey! The kids are coming over for Thanksgiving!”
Nov 7, 2021 14:57:06 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Turkey Gobble br Reduex; br 10) A man called up h... (show quote)
Sneaky. i like it.
Nov 8, 2021 07:17:55 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
1) “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter o... (show quote)
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Don't get #10, after rereading about ten times, but I can be pretty dense.
On the other hand, #13, totally cracked me up. Still laffin'.
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Nov 8, 2021 10:17:55 #
#10 - Dad was sneaky, using the thought of divorce to get the kids to come home for Thanksgiving day.
The kids don't know it's just a ruese to fool them.
The kids don't know it's just a ruese to fool them.
Nov 8, 2021 10:49:37 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
#10 - Dad was sneaky, using the thought of divorce to get the kids to come home for Thanksgiving day.
The kids don't know it's just a ruese to fool them.
The kids don't know it's just a ruese to fool them.
Thanx man, Sometimes I just don't get it.
Nov 8, 2021 15:26:13 #
Nov 8, 2021 22:45:01 #
RuffplayOR57
Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
#10 - Dad was sneaky, using the thought of divorce to get the kids to come home for Thanksgiving day.
The kids don't know it's just a ruese to fool them.
The kids don't know it's just a ruese to fool them.
Here I was just thinking #10 was the Gooble Joke.
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