Devils' Upper Hand
Nov 5, 2021 19:22:28 #
Civil engineer goes to Hell
A civil engineer dies and goes to Hell by accident. According to policy, all civil engineers go to Heaven but a mistake was made this time. The engineer descends to Hell and he finds the situation miserable. Too much heat, fires, lava, vapor, and everyone is in panic mode. So he goes to have a little chat with the devil and gets to work. After one month, he has installed air conditioning, escalators, new toilets and hot tubs. One day God gives Devil a call.
God: Yo Devil, how's it going down there?
Devil: We're doing great! We have this engineer and he's very hard working. He's built escalators, jacuzzis, toilets.
God: What? There must have been a mistake. You are not supposed to have engineers in Hell, send him back to Heaven immediately.
Devil: No way! We've made plans for building pools, stone barbecues, the engineer is staying in Hell.
God: You are in breach of contract. If you don't send him back, I will sue you!
Devil: Ha! And where will you find a lawyer?
A civil engineer dies and goes to Hell by accident. According to policy, all civil engineers go to Heaven but a mistake was made this time. The engineer descends to Hell and he finds the situation miserable. Too much heat, fires, lava, vapor, and everyone is in panic mode. So he goes to have a little chat with the devil and gets to work. After one month, he has installed air conditioning, escalators, new toilets and hot tubs. One day God gives Devil a call.
God: Yo Devil, how's it going down there?
Devil: We're doing great! We have this engineer and he's very hard working. He's built escalators, jacuzzis, toilets.
God: What? There must have been a mistake. You are not supposed to have engineers in Hell, send him back to Heaven immediately.
Devil: No way! We've made plans for building pools, stone barbecues, the engineer is staying in Hell.
God: You are in breach of contract. If you don't send him back, I will sue you!
Devil: Ha! And where will you find a lawyer?
Nov 5, 2021 19:25:43 #
Nov 5, 2021 19:41:36 #
Nov 5, 2021 19:42:36 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Civil engineer goes to Hell br A civil engineer di... (show quote)
Now that is funny
Nov 5, 2021 19:48:01 #
plumbob wrote:
Now that is funny
The devil has a good point, Pixie.
Nov 5, 2021 19:51:02 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Civil engineer goes to Hell br A civil engineer di... (show quote)
I have to agree with the devil on that one😂
Nov 5, 2021 19:52:36 #
Well you if it was the other way the Devil would have a surplus of Lawyers
Nov 6, 2021 00:15:25 #
Yep that a fact Lawyer’s are the devil spores 🔥🔥🔥
Nov 6, 2021 03:57:32 #
Nov 6, 2021 13:52:17 #
I don't tell lawyer jokes since our daughter is an attorney, but I will read them and laugh at them--that was a good one! 😆
Nov 6, 2021 17:56:22 #
We do appreciate and respect lawyres.
You could insert most any profession in most jokes.
It's considered a good thing when you get the chance to be part of joy to lift spirts of others.
Some even feel left out.
To receive no attention at all can make you feel alone.
Don Rickles if you remember, picked on everyone. You would leave his shows excited because he picked you.
You could insert most any profession in most jokes.
It's considered a good thing when you get the chance to be part of joy to lift spirts of others.
Some even feel left out.
To receive no attention at all can make you feel alone.
Don Rickles if you remember, picked on everyone. You would leave his shows excited because he picked you.
Nov 6, 2021 19:25:56 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Civil engineer goes to Hell br A civil engineer di... (show quote)
Aaaaannndd we get a quick left turn at the end. Good one
Nov 6, 2021 20:03:46 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
We do appreciate and respect lawyres.
You could insert most any profession in most jokes.
It's considered a good thing when you get the chance to be part of joy to lift spirts of others.
Some even feel left out.
To receive no attention at all can make you feel alone.
Don Rickles if you remember, picked on everyone. You would leave his shows excited because he picked you.
You could insert most any profession in most jokes.
It's considered a good thing when you get the chance to be part of joy to lift spirts of others.
Some even feel left out.
To receive no attention at all can make you feel alone.
Don Rickles if you remember, picked on everyone. You would leave his shows excited because he picked you.
Good way to think about it.
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