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Nov 5, 2021 15:24:36   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied , 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned

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Nov 5, 2021 16:29:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Note to self, hide frying pans. Especially the cast iron ones.

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Nov 5, 2021 16:49:34   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Doing better OZ

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Nov 5, 2021 16:53:51   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
dbed wrote:
Doing better OZ


Some are duds/groaners

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Nov 5, 2021 18:08:27   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied , 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned
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Very funny OZ!
Good One.


But That's not quite how I heard it........

Wife smacks her husband upside the head and he says, What was that for? She says that's for 30 years of marriage and 30 years of bad sex.

Next day the the husband walks into the house and slaps his wife upside head. She says what was that for? He says, That's for knowing the difference.

I still remember The Honeymooners...... One of these days Alice..... Bam! Right to the moon! LOL



BD

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Nov 5, 2021 18:37:19   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Blackdog wrote:
Very funny OZ!
Good One.


But That's not quite how I heard it........

Wife smacks her husband upside the head and he says, What was that for? She says that's for 30 years of marriage and 30 years of bad sex.

Next day the the husband walks into the house and slaps his wife upside head. She says what was that for? He says, That's for knowing the difference.

I still remember The Honeymooners...... One of these days Alice..... Bam! Right to the moon! LOL



BD
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There ya go ! Fred finally got fed
up enough ! - (She made it !)



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Nov 5, 2021 19:17:15   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Big A wrote:
There ya go ! Fred finally got fed
up enough ! - (She made it !)


Now that's a keeper Big A

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Nov 5, 2021 20:00:19   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Thanks, PB !

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Nov 5, 2021 20:02:56   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one

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Nov 5, 2021 20:37:49   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Blackdog wrote:
Very funny OZ!
Good One.


But That's not quite how I heard it........

Wife smacks her husband upside the head and he says, What was that for? She says that's for 30 years of marriage and 30 years of bad sex.

Next day the the husband walks into the house and slaps his wife upside head. She says what was that for? He says, That's for knowing the difference.

I still remember The Honeymooners...... One of these days Alice..... Bam! Right to the moon! LOL



BD
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Even better lol.

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