Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied , 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned
Note to self, hide frying pans. Especially the cast iron ones.
EasternOZ wrote:
Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied , 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week , Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned
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Very funny OZ!
Good One.
But That's not quite how I heard it........
Wife smacks her husband upside the head and he says, What was that for? She says that's for 30 years of marriage and 30 years of bad sex.
Next day the the husband walks into the house and slaps his wife upside head. She says what was that for? He says, That's for knowing the difference.
I still remember The Honeymooners...... One of these days Alice..... Bam! Right to the moon! LOL
BD
Blackdog wrote:
Very funny OZ!
Good One.
But That's not quite how I heard it........
Wife smacks her husband upside the head and he says, What was that for? She says that's for 30 years of marriage and 30 years of bad sex.
Next day the the husband walks into the house and slaps his wife upside head. She says what was that for? He says, That's for knowing the difference.
I still remember The Honeymooners...... One of these days Alice..... Bam! Right to the moon! LOL
BD
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There ya go ! Fred finally got fed
up enough ! - (She made it !)
Big A wrote:
There ya go ! Fred finally got fed
up enough ! - (She made it !)
Now that's a keeper Big A
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