Marriage Humour
Nov 5, 2021 15:20:02 #
Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Nov 5, 2021 16:37:08 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
You mean there is one. I'll be right back to let you guys know where it is.
Nov 5, 2021 17:03:46 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
I've looked for over 44 years never found it asked Susan she told me it's the day I catch you with someone else
Nov 5, 2021 20:09:13 #
Nov 6, 2021 20:07:25 #
Mauwehu
Loc: Norwalk Ct
Don’t let your wife catch you looking…..she might hasten YOUR expiration date!
Nov 8, 2021 14:37:39 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
And that's when the fight started !
I will agree with the concept,
though - if drivers' licenses and
hunting/fishing licenses have expiration dates, so should marriage licenses ! It would sure cut down on
on divorces, and especially divorce court/lawyers fees ! You wanna stay married, just keep renewing it until
you DON'T - then let it expire !
Nov 8, 2021 14:38:54 #
dbed wrote:
I've looked for over 44 years never found it asked Susan she told me it's the day I catch you with someone else
In which case it will become
YOUR expiration date !
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