Confession
Nov 5, 2021 15:18:43 #
Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'
Nov 5, 2021 16:38:19 #
Nov 5, 2021 16:44:21 #
plumbob wrote:
Is this a page from bb's book?
Sure sounds like something he might do.
Nov 5, 2021 17:05:22 #
Nov 5, 2021 17:11:20 #
dbed wrote:
At least he is the right age
Even more mature
I gotta go I hear a bus
Nov 5, 2021 17:11:44 #
dbed wrote:
At least he is the right age
Yea but older and wiser now.
Nov 8, 2021 17:34:11 #
plumbob wrote:
Is this a page from bb's book?
Sounds like him - very
familiar ! - Hmmm !
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