Lemon Squeeze
Nov 5, 2021 15:16:28 #
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
Nov 5, 2021 16:42:43 #
Sure beats all those prayers that are normally dished out at the alter. My knees still hurt from those days.
They didn't know about the lemon law back then i guess.
They didn't know about the lemon law back then i guess.
Nov 5, 2021 16:46:24 #
plumbob wrote:
Sure beats all those prayers that are normally dished out at the alter. My knees still hurt from those days.
They didn't know about the lemon law back then i guess.
They didn't know about the lemon law back then i guess.
And buyers remorse
Nov 5, 2021 17:10:47 #
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