fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado

One day a room full of men were just sitting around drinking their coffee, reading the paper or just visiting when the door just blew off the hinges and in stormed Satan along with smoke and fire. All of the men dashed for the nearest exit but for 'ol Goober. He sat there calmly reading the paper and drinking his coffee when Satan charged up to him and demanded: "do you know who I am?" Goober replied calmly with out even looking up: " yea, you're Satan". Satan bellered out: " aren't you afraid of me?" Goober said "no". Satan screamed: " why not?" Goober looked Satan right in the eye and said: "remember me??? I married your sister" lol

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

LMAO

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

That is funny…thanks!

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Good one Fisher

CoDen Loc: Little R, SC

Good one Fisher. Lol

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

That’s a good one

Anybass Loc: Pa.

Good one. It reminded me of an alleged actual incident my American Airline wife mentioned. The counter at the terminal was stacked with anxious people trying to get to home or business. An irrate passenger, tired of waiting his turn, barged in line, told the agent he needed to get his ticket. The agent calmly told him he needed to remain in line and wait his turn. This aggravated him even more and he yelled to the agent, "do you know who I am"? The agent calmly took her microphone, put it on speaker and said, "attention passengers, there is a man at my counter who does not know who he is. If anyone knows this man, please come to the counter". The guy was furious and said to the agent, "Fuc_ You". To which the agent replied, "you will have to get in line for that also". The passengers around the area went crazy with laughter! Hopefully it was a true story because there were plenty of others my wife related that were hard to believe. Like an associate of hers who went to hang up an extremely heavy garmet bag, only to discover the passenger was taking his frail, dead grandmother to South America for burial.

Chuck56 Loc: Texas

Needed that laugh. Thanks!

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

All kinds of goodies round, thanks, guys.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Not an easy task to get official permission to transport a cadaver across state lines. To say nothing about the cost. I can't imagine trying to get one to Brazil.

ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA

I was actually at Dulles airport in the 90's and heard that come over the speakers, all those around me were chuckling

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Thanks for the share Anybass. Makes my day to hear someone didn't give in to rudeness.

Anybass Loc: Pa.

Thanks for the confirmation. Truly a funny incident and very quick thinking.

rapala54 Loc: Nappanee,IN.

Good one

MoJoe Loc: Springfield, MO

I'm a retired judge, and for sure the toughest part of my job was keeping a straight face.