Big A's first marital adventure
Nov 3, 2021 15:49:34 #
Big A, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on there as long as you can.
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.
Big mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: "Big...you're the first! No one has EVER seen these."
Big immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at this Lena ... Still in THE CRATE!"
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on there as long as you can.
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.
Big mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: "Big...you're the first! No one has EVER seen these."
Big immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at this Lena ... Still in THE CRATE!"
Nov 3, 2021 15:51:56 #
badbobby wrote:
Big A, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, t... (show quote)
Back healthy as ever huh bb.
LOL
Nov 3, 2021 15:58:14 #
Nov 3, 2021 16:04:04 #
Nov 3, 2021 16:10:37 #
EasternOZ wrote:
LOL
Yep
Yep
some one said
I wasn't really bad
but that I smelled that way
Nov 3, 2021 16:23:44 #
badbobby wrote:
some one said
I wasn't really bad
but that I smelled that way
I wasn't really bad
but that I smelled that way
From fishing I hope
Nov 3, 2021 16:25:05 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
some one said
I wasn't really bad
but that I smelled that way
I wasn't really bad
but that I smelled that way
Yeah, from the gas you emit.
Nov 3, 2021 16:28:32 #
Nov 3, 2021 16:42:53 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Yeah, from the gas you emit.
I guess we now know who said it
Nov 4, 2021 01:40:39 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
That's a perfectly normal body function.
I hope.
I hope.
The function is normal, but sometimes the 'fumes' can
be an indication of a serious
health problem - especially if
it smells like a dead rat !
Nov 4, 2021 07:39:25 #
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Nov 4, 2021 14:33:35 #
Anybass
Loc: Pa.
badbobby wrote:
Big A, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, t... (show quote)
Good one, keeps the smile lines growing.
Nov 4, 2021 14:34:43 #
Big A wrote:
The function is normal, but sometimes the 'fumes' can
be an indication of a serious
health problem - especially if
it smells like a dead rat !
be an indication of a serious
health problem - especially if
it smells like a dead rat !
Or skunk 🦨
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