What Friends Are For
Nov 2, 2021 01:03:08 #
*) "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
**) "Yes. What can I do for you?"
*) "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
**) "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
*) "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
***) "Yeah!"
*) "Did they split yer farwood?"
***) "Yep!"
*) "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
**) "Yes. What can I do for you?"
*) "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
**) "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
*) "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
***) "Yeah!"
*) "Did they split yer farwood?"
***) "Yep!"
*) "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
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Nov 2, 2021 07:02:05 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
*) "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?... (show quote)
Was that your idea Pix?
Nov 2, 2021 09:56:05 #
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Nov 3, 2021 09:33:55 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
*) "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?... (show quote)
Really good
Nov 3, 2021 10:26:23 #
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