Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Catfish h****r wrote:
😂😂that was hilarious!
And true, if it ever happens.🤣
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (
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a truly excellent observation of perception VS reality
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (
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But how long did they have hold the rifles up before he got the word out?
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (
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They shoot the hand that feeds them? Probably blanks.
So did the firing squad evacuate the facility or shoot?
If only it were true. Just Sayin....RJS
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (
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LMAO Hack! Excellent comparison.
Mr.Wood-E wrote:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Creepy Joe would!
Without even thinking about it🤔 Wait! I meant he can’t think.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Great story! 😂😂😂😂😂 Let’s make it happen!
hacksaw wrote:
And true, if it ever happens.🤣
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
I’d buy a ticket to that one and I wouldn’t care what it costs.
Jeremy wrote:
So did the firing squad evacuate the facility or shoot?
All of the previous presidents said something and the joke defined what t***spired.
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