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Oct 30, 2021 18:39:54   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.


The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End

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Oct 30, 2021 18:55:35   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.


The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (show quote)


😂😂that was hilarious!

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Oct 30, 2021 18:59:45   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Catfish h****r wrote:
😂😂that was hilarious!


And true, if it ever happens.🤣
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Oct 30, 2021 19:13:18   #
Mr.Wood-E Loc: Franklin, LA
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Creepy Joe would!

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Oct 30, 2021 19:26:09   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.


The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (show quote)


a truly excellent observation of perception VS reality

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Oct 30, 2021 19:29:25   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.


The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (show quote)




But how long did they have hold the rifles up before he got the word out?

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Oct 30, 2021 19:41:24   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.


The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (show quote)


They shoot the hand that feeds them? Probably blanks.

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Oct 30, 2021 19:45:35   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
So did the firing squad evacuate the facility or shoot?

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Oct 30, 2021 20:06:51   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
If only it were true. Just Sayin....RJS

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Oct 30, 2021 20:14:34   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
hacksaw wrote:
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.


The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between thinkers and non-thinkers!
The End
Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set... (show quote)

LMAO Hack! Excellent comparison.

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Oct 30, 2021 20:34:22   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Mr.Wood-E wrote:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Creepy Joe would!


Without even thinking about it🤔 Wait! I meant he can’t think.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Oct 30, 2021 20:51:48   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
Great story! 😂😂😂😂😂 Let’s make it happen!

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Oct 30, 2021 20:59:47   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
hacksaw wrote:
And true, if it ever happens.🤣
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺


I’d buy a ticket to that one and I wouldn’t care what it costs.

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Oct 30, 2021 22:18:29   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Ditto Catfish.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

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Oct 30, 2021 22:30:46   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Jeremy wrote:
So did the firing squad evacuate the facility or shoot?


All of the previous presidents said something and the joke defined what t***spired.

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