EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Stuff Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.


You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold t***h of our great friendship.


1.. When you are sad ~I will help you plot revenge against the sorry person who made you sad.


2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge wh**ever is choking you.


3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.


4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.


5. When you areWorried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.


7.. When you are sick ~Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want wh**ever you have.


8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your Clumsiness but I'll help you up.


9. This is my oath ....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my

Friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
Can feel the true warmth.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Glad to hear you have my back Oz

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Thank you friend!

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Right back at ya OZ, Proud to call you my friend.

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

I'll reply when my pants are dry, mi amigo.

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Proud to be considered a friend.