EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

First-year

students at Ms. State Vet school were attending their

first
anatomy class, with a real

dead cow. They all gathered around the

surgery
table with the body

covered with a white sheet. The professor started

the
class by telling them, "In Veterinary

Medicine it is necessary to have

two
important qualities as a doctor: The first

is that you not be disgusted

by
anything involving the animal body". For an

example, the Professor

pulled
back the sheet, stuck his finger in the

butt of the dead cow, withdrew

it
and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go

ahead and do the same thing," he

told
his

students.

The students freaked out,

hesitated for several minutes, but eventually

took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the

dead cow and sucking on it.

When
everyone finished, the Professor looked at

them and said, "The second

most
important quality is observation. I stuck

in my middle finger and sucked

on
my index finger. Now learn to pay

attention. Life's tough, but it's

even
tougher if you're

stupid.."

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

lol. Good one Oz and I am sure they paid attention as soon as they got done puking

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Ain’t that the t***h?
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺