Meow Please!
Oct 29, 2021 00:13:30 #
A guy walks into a pawn shop, there's a brass statue of a cat.
He asks the shopkeeper, "How much for the statue?"
Shopkeeper replies, "$20 for the statue, $20,000 for the story."
He says various unkind words, pays $20 and takes his statue.
He walks down the street, but he starts hearing a murmuring noise behind him.
Something small and subtle, he can't place it, but it's not normal.
He looks back and sees a dozen cats are following him. He walks faster, the noise gets louder, the cats are keeping up with him and there's several dozen of them now. He starts to jog, the noise still gets louder, there's a hundred cats chasing him!
He breaks into a run and heads down towards the city docks.
A huge swarm of cats is following him, he runs to the end of the dock, heaves the statue into the river, and the cats all follow it into the river and drown.
Out of breath, he returns to the shop.
The shopkeeper looks at him and says,
"Now you're ready to pay for the story, aren't you?"
Our brave hero replies, "Gasp,... no, just one question.... Do you have a brass statue of a lawyer?"
He asks the shopkeeper, "How much for the statue?"
Shopkeeper replies, "$20 for the statue, $20,000 for the story."
He says various unkind words, pays $20 and takes his statue.
He walks down the street, but he starts hearing a murmuring noise behind him.
Something small and subtle, he can't place it, but it's not normal.
He looks back and sees a dozen cats are following him. He walks faster, the noise gets louder, the cats are keeping up with him and there's several dozen of them now. He starts to jog, the noise still gets louder, there's a hundred cats chasing him!
He breaks into a run and heads down towards the city docks.
A huge swarm of cats is following him, he runs to the end of the dock, heaves the statue into the river, and the cats all follow it into the river and drown.
Out of breath, he returns to the shop.
The shopkeeper looks at him and says,
"Now you're ready to pay for the story, aren't you?"
Our brave hero replies, "Gasp,... no, just one question.... Do you have a brass statue of a lawyer?"
Oct 29, 2021 02:20:29 #
Not happy about the kitties, but
the lawyers would be a good start !
Maybe there's one for certain politicians ?
the lawyers would be a good start !
Maybe there's one for certain politicians ?
Oct 29, 2021 05:32:24 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A guy walks into a pawn shop, there's a brass stat... (show quote)
Good one, Pixie.
Oct 29, 2021 06:01:49 #
Oct 29, 2021 06:35:52 #
Oct 29, 2021 06:46:45 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A guy walks into a pawn shop, there's a brass stat... (show quote)
Good one Pixie!
Oct 29, 2021 08:20:42 #
Oct 29, 2021 11:42:29 #
dbed wrote:
Everyone hates lawyers until they need one
Just because you 'need' one
doesn't mean you have to like
it (or them) ! Too late, I found
out my divorce lawyer was a
useless waste of money !
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