SNIFF, SNIFF
Oct 28, 2021 15:17:07 #
A young man went to a house to pick up his blind date. The girl wasn't quite ready, so her father invited the lad to sit on the couch and wait. Dad sat in his easy chair and proceeded to read his newspaper, while the family dog, Rover, jumped onto the couch and sniffed out the stranger.
Suddenly, the young man felt the urge to fart and didn't know what to do, however, since the dog was nearby, he decided to squeak it out and feign innocence.
"Brrroough," went the fart! Dad peered over his newspaper and said,
"Rover! Get off that couch!"
The young man was relieved. Obviously, Dad thought Rover had done the deed. Soon, another fart rumbled in the young man's guts, and he let it rip, assured that Rover would once again be blamed.
Sure enough, Dad peered over his newspaper and said more sharply,
"Rover! I said get off the couch!"
Happily, the young man decided that he could fart whenever the urge arose and he let yet another one fly.
Finally, Dad threw down his newspaper in disgust and bellowed,
"Rover! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF THAT COUCH BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!!!"
Suddenly, the young man felt the urge to fart and didn't know what to do, however, since the dog was nearby, he decided to squeak it out and feign innocence.
"Brrroough," went the fart! Dad peered over his newspaper and said,
"Rover! Get off that couch!"
The young man was relieved. Obviously, Dad thought Rover had done the deed. Soon, another fart rumbled in the young man's guts, and he let it rip, assured that Rover would once again be blamed.
Sure enough, Dad peered over his newspaper and said more sharply,
"Rover! I said get off the couch!"
Happily, the young man decided that he could fart whenever the urge arose and he let yet another one fly.
Finally, Dad threw down his newspaper in disgust and bellowed,
"Rover! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF THAT COUCH BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!!!"
Oct 28, 2021 15:48:59 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A young man went to a house to pick up his blind d... (show quote)
Sorry, Pixie, that is another groaner.
Oct 28, 2021 16:24:45 #
Oct 28, 2021 16:39:23 #
Oct 28, 2021 22:07:24 #
This story is supposedly true - if so,
it demonstrates that animals have
a sense of humor !
A young man was visiting his
uncle one rainy Sunday afternoon, quietly conversing and having a few beers while watching a football
game - the uncle is laying on the couch with his dog, the dog laying between his legs facing him !
About a half-hour (and two beers)
into the game the uncle rips a real stink-bomb, practically in the poor dog's face - while the uncle's
laughing at the expression on the
dog' face, she gets down off the couch and walks out of the room
with a strange, somewhat disgusted look on her face !
About 15 minutes later she comes back and jumps back up to her original spot, facing in the other
direction ! A few more minutes
go by and all of a sudden the uncle
is gagging and retching - the dog
had just ripped one of her own,
and it was nasty !
She then gets down off the couch
and saunters out of the room,
tongue lolling, with what can only
be described as a look of utter amusement and satisfaction for having gotten payback -
JUSTICE SERVED !
it demonstrates that animals have
a sense of humor !
A young man was visiting his
uncle one rainy Sunday afternoon, quietly conversing and having a few beers while watching a football
game - the uncle is laying on the couch with his dog, the dog laying between his legs facing him !
About a half-hour (and two beers)
into the game the uncle rips a real stink-bomb, practically in the poor dog's face - while the uncle's
laughing at the expression on the
dog' face, she gets down off the couch and walks out of the room
with a strange, somewhat disgusted look on her face !
About 15 minutes later she comes back and jumps back up to her original spot, facing in the other
direction ! A few more minutes
go by and all of a sudden the uncle
is gagging and retching - the dog
had just ripped one of her own,
and it was nasty !
She then gets down off the couch
and saunters out of the room,
tongue lolling, with what can only
be described as a look of utter amusement and satisfaction for having gotten payback -
JUSTICE SERVED !
Oct 28, 2021 23:04:52 #
Oct 29, 2021 06:53:22 #
Some of you think that stinks. But we all have done it!!!!! LOL LOL
Oct 29, 2021 08:30:45 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Try milking cows the morning after you and the boss had mountain oysters, beans and beer the night before
Oct 29, 2021 11:59:33 #
dbed wrote:
Try milking cows the morning after you and the boss had mountain oysters, beans and beer the night before
I'll eat real oysters (raw or cooked), but 'mountain' oysters ?
NO WAY, JOSÉ !
Oct 29, 2021 12:22:36 #
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