BLIND DATE * (groaner alert!)
Oct 28, 2021 15:06:05 #
"So how'd the blind date go?" I asked my wheelchair-bound friend.
"Awful," he said. "She just walked into the restaurant, lifted me out of my chair, propped me against the table, and left."
"Aw, man, that sucks," I said. "I can't believe she stood you up."
"Awful," he said. "She just walked into the restaurant, lifted me out of my chair, propped me against the table, and left."
"Aw, man, that sucks," I said. "I can't believe she stood you up."
Oct 28, 2021 15:11:29 #
Oct 28, 2021 15:20:04 #
Oct 28, 2021 15:46:05 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Did you take note of the warning? 🤪
Thanks, for the warning, Pixie, I was ready for it.
Oct 28, 2021 15:47:15 #
Oct 28, 2021 16:27:23 #
Oh myOct 28, 2021 18:25:16 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
"So how'd the blind date go?" I asked my wheelchair-bound friend.
"Awful," he said. "She just walked into the restaurant, lifted me out of my chair, propped me against the table, and left."
"Aw, man, that sucks," I said. "I can't believe she stood you up."
"Awful," he said. "She just walked into the restaurant, lifted me out of my chair, propped me against the table, and left."
"Aw, man, that sucks," I said. "I can't believe she stood you up."
Is groaning allowed on a first date? Blind or eyes wide open!
Oct 28, 2021 18:27:16 #
Oct 28, 2021 19:00:45 #
Oct 28, 2021 19:59:48 #
Oct 28, 2021 23:07:39 #
He had a brother with same problem, but he loved to swim. His name was Bob!
Oct 28, 2021 23:47:43 #
Must be a family trait - several
cousins were born with no arms
or legs; they were named each for their favorite 'hang-out !
1- 'Art' liked to hang on the wall
2- 'Sandy' liked the beach in Florida
3- 'Rocky' liked Maine beaches
4- 'Bob' liked floating in the pool
5- 'Mick' hung around Irish pubs
6- 'Woody' liked to hang around
in the forest
7- 'Frenchy' hung around in Paris
8- 'Tex' was hung in Dallas
A very peculiar family - I believe
there were a few more 'cousins',
but their names escape me for the moment !
cousins were born with no arms
or legs; they were named each for their favorite 'hang-out !
1- 'Art' liked to hang on the wall
2- 'Sandy' liked the beach in Florida
3- 'Rocky' liked Maine beaches
4- 'Bob' liked floating in the pool
5- 'Mick' hung around Irish pubs
6- 'Woody' liked to hang around
in the forest
7- 'Frenchy' hung around in Paris
8- 'Tex' was hung in Dallas
A very peculiar family - I believe
there were a few more 'cousins',
but their names escape me for the moment !
Oct 29, 2021 06:50:43 #
Oct 29, 2021 08:58:30 #
smitty
Loc: maine
matt......lays around on your porch
bill........hangs out in the mailbox
lee.......goes round wit his sister ug
eileen....... one short leg
irene.......only goes out at nite
sorry, i'll stop now
bill........hangs out in the mailbox
lee.......goes round wit his sister ug
eileen....... one short leg
irene.......only goes out at nite
sorry, i'll stop now
Oct 29, 2021 09:12:01 #
I have heard worse but then it has been awhile. Thing is I will most likely repeat it some time today.
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