cultural differences
Oct 27, 2021 18:56:59 #
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of the South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
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One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a' trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the British are not having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
don't be mad ladies
Bad Fisherman told me to do it
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
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One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a' trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the British are not having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
don't be mad ladies
Bad Fisherman told me to do it
Oct 27, 2021 19:11:57 #
badbobby wrote:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the mi... (show quote)
That sounds about right.
Oct 27, 2021 19:15:16 #
badbobby wrote:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the mi... (show quote)
if one has read you're from
Venus I'm from Mars then they have a better perspective on WTF is going on. We ( Males) are from Mars, we are preprogrammed to SOLVE problems. Women are from Venus they want to discuss all of the possible and impossible ways to address the problem and any other things that may need to be considered, when it can happen, how much will it cost, when can we do this, how long will it take, is there another option?
Oct 27, 2021 21:50:03 #
Oct 28, 2021 07:36:28 #
Oct 28, 2021 16:20:52 #
Well, if there is a lot of time and on football game is on TV that I want to watch, discussing all the parameters of a problem is o.k.
But if time is of the essence, I am a "Getter done!" person and don't to chew the fat about a problem. Just Sayin...RJS
But if time is of the essence, I am a "Getter done!" person and don't to chew the fat about a problem. Just Sayin...RJS
Oct 28, 2021 16:29:15 #
badbobby wrote:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the mi... (show quote)
Hmmm ! I doubt that ! It's all you,
and only you, BB ! BF wouldn't post such a thing - but I enjoyed it immensely, nonetheless !
That said, I have queries/
comments !
1/ I can understand the
Bulgarians' attitude - have
you seen their women ?
2/ Why would the Japanese
need instructions ? They already multiply like rabbits, and where
would they get a fax machine
on a deserted island ?
3/Just out of curiosity, where
do the Chinese think the other
folk would get any money ?
4/ The Americans should feed
the nagging bitch to the sharks
and come up with some kind of
arrangement with the French
and/or the Germans !
Oct 28, 2021 17:07:31 #
badbobby wrote:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the mi... (show quote)
recently found on the other side of the Island:
two Egyptian women and one man
two Turkish women and two other Turkish women
two Nigerian women and a Blind guy
One Australian Man and an aborigine
This group seems to have a lot of money.
I have been told that the spokesperson for this group has been trying to speak to the other group but there is a language barrier.
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