Lemon Pickers
Oct 26, 2021 11:10:10 #
"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Cape Coral, Florida, saw it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chrysler's, v**ed twice for Obama, once for Hillary and most recently for Biden.”
She started work yesterday.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Cape Coral, Florida, saw it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chrysler's, v**ed twice for Obama, once for Hillary and most recently for Biden.”
She started work yesterday.
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Oct 26, 2021 13:56:01 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the ne... (show quote)
Now that’s funny! Loved it.
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Robert J Samples wrote:
Doug: How do you keep out of the Atic? Just Sayin...RJS
I think he started in the attic RJ
Oct 26, 2021 17:21:46 #
Oct 26, 2021 17:37:54 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the ne... (show quote)
That's awesome. With those degrees and that much time wasted on an education I'm not shocked with what she's done.
Oct 26, 2021 18:06:52 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Doug: How do you keep out of the Atic? Just Sayin...RJS
RJS, Since I'm usually in the s**t house at home, I just start in the Attic here...LOL!!!!!
Oct 26, 2021 19:09:11 #
Well, even if you have to pay the price, Doug, that was funny. Just Sayin...RJS
Oct 26, 2021 20:00:17 #
Doug Lemmon wrote:
"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the ne... (show quote)
Absolutely qualified! Good one Doug.
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