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Oct 25, 2021 02:23:57   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
The man in charge told the farmer, 'We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'
The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card andsaid, 'I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want.See this card? I will go wherever I wish.'
So the old farmer went about his chores.It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.
He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.
The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart Ass.... Show him your card!

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Oct 25, 2021 06:23:05   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
The man in charge told the farmer, 'We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'
The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card andsaid, 'I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want.See this card? I will go wherever I wish.'
So the old farmer went about his chores.It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.
He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.
The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart Ass.... Show him your card!
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at ... (show quote)


Sounds like it was our fisher friend, Iowa Farmer.

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Oct 25, 2021 06:32:46   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
The man in charge told the farmer, 'We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'
The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card andsaid, 'I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want.See this card? I will go wherever I wish.'
So the old farmer went about his chores.It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.
He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.
The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart Ass.... Show him your card!
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at ... (show quote)


Another good one, Pixie.

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Oct 25, 2021 07:07:29   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Guess he ought to shut up and listen on occasion

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Oct 25, 2021 07:18:24   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Yup them government guys don’t use the brains that God gave them!

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Oct 25, 2021 07:34:32   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
Rutinbuck wrote:
Yup them government guys don’t use the brains that God gave them!


Now that, right there, is a fact😂

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Oct 25, 2021 07:45:56   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Having a license doesn't mean Having common sense

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Oct 25, 2021 08:16:30   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Rutinbuck wrote:
Yup them government guys don’t use the brains that God gave them!


Maybe they was looking for their IDs the day brains was passed out. Not to step on anyone's toes but I have seen more than one person with multiple degrees n not a clue. Some fields actually require hands on to understand what classrooms can't teach. 🤔🤔

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Oct 25, 2021 11:26:59   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Rutinbuck wrote:
Yup them government guys don’t use the brains that God gave them!


WHA-A-AT ? Government employees have brains ? When did that happen ?

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Oct 25, 2021 12:24:33   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Big A wrote:
WHA-A-AT ? Government employees have brains ? When did that happen ?


👍

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Oct 25, 2021 14:33:56   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Big A wrote:
WHA-A-AT ? Government employees have brains ? When did that happen ?

I know when it stopped. The day I retired 🤣🤣🤣.

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Oct 26, 2021 10:48:00   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
The man in charge told the farmer, 'We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'
The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card andsaid, 'I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want.See this card? I will go wherever I wish.'
So the old farmer went about his chores.It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.
He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.
The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart Ass.... Show him your card!
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at ... (show quote)


Love it!

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Oct 26, 2021 12:37:35   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Farmer and Dee have a lot in common. She retired from the postal service after 36 years so I am careful what I say. lol makes for a better household

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Oct 26, 2021 17:12:43   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.
The man in charge told the farmer, 'We need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.'
The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card andsaid, 'I have the authority of the State of Louisiana to go anywhere I want.See this card? I will go wherever I wish.'
So the old farmer went about his chores.It wasn't too much later when the farmer heard loud screams and yelling.
He looked over and saw several Highway Department employees running for their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's nest and was gaining on the Highway employees at every step.
The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart Ass.... Show him your card!
Louisiana Highway Department employees stopped at ... (show quote)

won't groan at that Pix

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Oct 26, 2021 17:37:05   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
Rutinbuck wrote:
👍


Those that can do a job do it the others work for the gov.

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