hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

A Rabbi Goes Into A Bar
with a HUGE bullfrog on his shoulder. Bartender looks up at him, and says "Where in the WORLD did you get that thing????". Bullfrog answers "Brooklyn, they're EVERYWHERE!".

Louisiana State Trooper
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana state trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper's Ball". He replied, "Louisiana state troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

Another Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

And Last

Jeremy Loc: America

That 4 wheeler is pretty fuel efficient.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Yes it is!✌️
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Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Those are hilarious Hack!

Thanks

BD

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

My pleasure BD. Glad it made ya smile 😀.
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Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good ones Hack, thanks for the laughs.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks Fred.
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Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

I was that guy in the blonde bar. They bleached my hair blonde and I can't tell you what else they did to me. All good Hack.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Don't remember or just not here?


All good and funny Hack.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

I’m sorry if you didn’t know any better then to give them that answer. Blondes have fun with whoever they can Gordon. 😂
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks OZ, my good friend.✌️
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Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

I absolutely need on of those 4 wheelers. I'll bet I could get one with a bench to set my cooler on. Couple of rod holders?

Jeremy Loc: America

A solar powered pump with tube pumping the beer to mouth so can keep both hand on rod and reel.