Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

. The Coyote Principle

CALIFORNIA

• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS

• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Love it😄👍

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

That about sums it up Larry. Thanks for pointing it out.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Well maybe a little streaching it but not much! Just Sayin….RJS

Jeremy Loc: America

Who lives there


😂

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

I live it everyday. lol

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

You are 100% right!!!
And if California could have its way they would shut down Hunting!!!
And I think we are the only state that dose not allow us to shoot a Doe or a Spike, and we are over populated with doe's and s
SPIKE MALE DEER 🦌 the only doe or Spike deer tags you can get are special tags for Archery season and only in certain countries and it is a draw system!!
Good fishing and hunting to everyone
Andy

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

So do I Larry.
Andy

Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO

Missouri and Texas have something in common. Except in Missouri the Governor eats the coyote.

Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct

Wouldn’t that be COL. Cry out loud.

Jeremy Loc: America

Sushi? Smoked? Wiggling? Freeze dried like dogs eat?

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Sounds right, Larry. Thanks

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

There is a lot of t***h in that story

BonitaBarry Loc: Bonita Springs, FL

👍😎

Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO

Missouri style. BBQ’d slow with dry rub, shredded and sauced. Served with Budweiser.