badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?

If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs'...'?

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Remember the day you turned 16. You was telling people you was almost 17. Now it's darn I turned 70 two months ago. Not lying about your age just forgot your birthday. Maybe I'll lose a couple rods n reels. Good one's BB 😂

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

"The older we get, the fewer things seem waiting in line for " AKA get out the way or I'll pee on your back!

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Can’t wait till your hit 16 so you can drive legally,then it’s 18 so you can stay out late. After that its 21 so you can visit the bars. From there on out,you wonder what you were thinking of and wish you could go backwards. Would you change anything if you had a do over?

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Slim half way through my senior yr I realized I'd wasted alot of time in school. I should have put out more effort. Easy not to when nobody at home really pushes you. I knew from there on it was work. 12 yrs in school n a lifetime working. Yea I'd like a do over in my time not today's. Alot of turns curves some U-turns but I walked my path fulfilling most of my destiny n here I am. Roads gotten a bit smoother 👍👍

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

I know what you’re saying grizz. I did the same as you. Just enough to get by and get out. A few bumps here and there. I am a firm believer that we had to go through the things we did to make us into what we are today

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

All I believe I got from high school was four years older. The only skill that I still use is touch typing on a QWERTY keyboard. My wife disagrees with me but then she didn't go to my H>S>. Just Sayin...RJS

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”

After scores of years, I’m still trying to master this one.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

LOL

Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.

I was born with nothing and still have most of it

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

Words of wisdom:-)