Two Nude Statues
Oct 9, 2021 21:57:14 #
In New York City’s Central Park there were two 100 year old nude statues exquisitely carved in intricate detail, leaving absolutely nothing to one’s imagination. One night a fairy godmother was walking past the marble god and goddess. With a twinkle in her eye she waved her magic wand and brought them to life. She let them know that they had thirty minutes before they would return frozen back on their pedestals and she headed off on her merry way.
He turned turned to her and with great excitement said there’s something I’ve been wanting to do with you for a loooong time. To which she quickly responded, “Yeah,me too!”
So they ducked behind some bushes and went at it with reckless abandon. After about twenty minutes, they emerged from the bushes and looked at the big clock hanging from a light pole. “Hey” he said, “We still have ten minutes. Do you want to do it again?”
To which she responded eagerly, “Yeah, but this time you hold the pigeons and it’s my turn to crap on them,”
He turned turned to her and with great excitement said there’s something I’ve been wanting to do with you for a loooong time. To which she quickly responded, “Yeah,me too!”
So they ducked behind some bushes and went at it with reckless abandon. After about twenty minutes, they emerged from the bushes and looked at the big clock hanging from a light pole. “Hey” he said, “We still have ten minutes. Do you want to do it again?”
To which she responded eagerly, “Yeah, but this time you hold the pigeons and it’s my turn to crap on them,”
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Oct 10, 2021 04:55:18 #
Mdz55 wrote:
In New York City’s Central Park there were two 100... (show quote)
Well my mind was in the gutter till the ending.
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Oct 10, 2021 18:17:58 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
That joke was a little stiff. 😜
Stiff because all the Pigeon guano was dried?
Oct 11, 2021 10:53:47 #
Jeremy wrote:
Stiff because all the Pigeon guano was dried?
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