For Your Dentist
Oct 9, 2021 18:58:25 #
22 Dental & Teeth Jokes to Share with Your Dentist. Unfortunately, going to the dentist isn’t something most people find particularly fun and enjoyable. However, cracking a funny dental or teeth joke with your dentist can certainly lighten the mood during your next oral health visit.
You will laugh at your own funny joke,and your dentist will probably pretend to laugh because he has heard the exact same joke hundreds of times.
If you’re scared of the dentist (you shouldn’t be), then reading dental jokes can lessen the anxiety that you might feel before you visit the dentist. Laughter is the best medicine for lots of stuff.
Anyway, I can promise that your dentist has not heard some of these jokes. No guarantees that they will laugh haha at any of these jokes or puns though. That mostly depends on the dentist.
1. Q: What do you call a dentist that does not like tea?
A: Denis
2. Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth
3. Q: What do we call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear
4. Q: John has 23 candy bars, eats 10, and gives 5 to his friend. What does John have now?
A: John most likely has a few cavities.
5. Q: We brush our teeth at night so that we can keep our teeth. Why do we brush our teeth in the morning?
A: We brush our teeth in the morning to keep our friends!
6. Q: What does the best dentist get at the end of the year?
A: The best dentist gets a little plaque at the end of the year.
7. Q: Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
A: It had Bluetooth.
8. Dentist: What kind of filling do you want for your tooth?
Patient: Chocolate filling would be nice!
9. P: Knock, knock.
D: Who’s there?
P: Dishes
D: Dishes who?
P: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
10. Q: What did the judge ask the dentist?
A: “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
11. “I actually went on a date with a dentist last night. She said she had a great time on the date and that she wants to see me again in six months to one year.”
12. Q: Why did the dentist and manicurist breakup?
A: They fought tooth and nail.
13. Q: What is a drill team?
A: A bunch of dentists that work together.
14. Q: What do we call a Scottish dentist?
A: Phil McCavity
15. Q: What did the dentist say to his computer?
A: This won’t hurt one byte.
16. Q: What are the seven scariest words in the English language?
A: The dentist is ready to see you!
17. Dentist: “Once I finish your filling you will be a new man.”
Patient: “Sounds great, Doc. Can you send the bill to that other man while you are at it?”
18. A young boy once asked his father, “Should I be a heart surgeon or a dentist?”
The father responded, “You should be a dentist.”
“Why should I be a dentist, dad?”
“We have one heart and thirty-two teeth.”
19. Patient: “How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled?”
Dentist: “Without pain, it costs $100. If you have pain, then it costs $200.”
Patient: “Do it without pain then. It’s cheaper and painless!”
The dentist then begins to pull the patient’s tooth without anesthesia.The patient screams out in pain.
Dentist: “You have pain. This is now a $200 extraction.”
20. A patient one time asked a dentist how nasty it feels to have their hands in peoples’ mouth all day.
The dentist replied, “I just pretend that I’m in their wallet.”
21. Q: What was a dentist from Kansas doing in Panama?
A: He was looking for the Root Canal.
22. Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist that was leaving the office?
A: Please fill me in tomorrow.
You will laugh at your own funny joke,and your dentist will probably pretend to laugh because he has heard the exact same joke hundreds of times.
If you’re scared of the dentist (you shouldn’t be), then reading dental jokes can lessen the anxiety that you might feel before you visit the dentist. Laughter is the best medicine for lots of stuff.
Anyway, I can promise that your dentist has not heard some of these jokes. No guarantees that they will laugh haha at any of these jokes or puns though. That mostly depends on the dentist.
1. Q: What do you call a dentist that does not like tea?
A: Denis
2. Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth
3. Q: What do we call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear
4. Q: John has 23 candy bars, eats 10, and gives 5 to his friend. What does John have now?
A: John most likely has a few cavities.
5. Q: We brush our teeth at night so that we can keep our teeth. Why do we brush our teeth in the morning?
A: We brush our teeth in the morning to keep our friends!
6. Q: What does the best dentist get at the end of the year?
A: The best dentist gets a little plaque at the end of the year.
7. Q: Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
A: It had Bluetooth.
8. Dentist: What kind of filling do you want for your tooth?
Patient: Chocolate filling would be nice!
9. P: Knock, knock.
D: Who’s there?
P: Dishes
D: Dishes who?
P: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
10. Q: What did the judge ask the dentist?
A: “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
11. “I actually went on a date with a dentist last night. She said she had a great time on the date and that she wants to see me again in six months to one year.”
12. Q: Why did the dentist and manicurist breakup?
A: They fought tooth and nail.
13. Q: What is a drill team?
A: A bunch of dentists that work together.
14. Q: What do we call a Scottish dentist?
A: Phil McCavity
15. Q: What did the dentist say to his computer?
A: This won’t hurt one byte.
16. Q: What are the seven scariest words in the English language?
A: The dentist is ready to see you!
17. Dentist: “Once I finish your filling you will be a new man.”
Patient: “Sounds great, Doc. Can you send the bill to that other man while you are at it?”
18. A young boy once asked his father, “Should I be a heart surgeon or a dentist?”
The father responded, “You should be a dentist.”
“Why should I be a dentist, dad?”
“We have one heart and thirty-two teeth.”
19. Patient: “How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled?”
Dentist: “Without pain, it costs $100. If you have pain, then it costs $200.”
Patient: “Do it without pain then. It’s cheaper and painless!”
The dentist then begins to pull the patient’s tooth without anesthesia.The patient screams out in pain.
Dentist: “You have pain. This is now a $200 extraction.”
20. A patient one time asked a dentist how nasty it feels to have their hands in peoples’ mouth all day.
The dentist replied, “I just pretend that I’m in their wallet.”
21. Q: What was a dentist from Kansas doing in Panama?
A: He was looking for the Root Canal.
22. Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist that was leaving the office?
A: Please fill me in tomorrow.
Oct 9, 2021 19:21:29 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
I don’t know where you found these Pixie but I think you need to find a new hobby. Like fishing maybe?
Oct 9, 2021 19:33:42 #
I'm hoping to get back out this week.
This body is getting put back together and the work that is being done has been a hindrance to my schedule and ability to get out.
One reason I love to see all those great pics.
Catch one for me!
This body is getting put back together and the work that is being done has been a hindrance to my schedule and ability to get out.
One reason I love to see all those great pics.
Catch one for me!
Oct 10, 2021 09:54:12 #
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