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Sep 30, 2021 10:34:24   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
 

Better Call the Dr.

 

 

"A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. A little bb raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little bb said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

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Sep 30, 2021 10:54:08   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Glad I wasn’t there!

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Sep 30, 2021 10:55:49   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one Oz

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Sep 30, 2021 11:40:37   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
 

Better Call the Dr.

 

 

"A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. A little bb raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little bb said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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I called the doc once for that if you want to call it a problem.

She told me to hold on.

Do you think i can put the phone in the other hand now? I am still holding.

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Sep 30, 2021 11:49:21   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
 

Better Call the Dr.

 

 

"A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. A little bb raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little bb said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
  br br Better Call the Dr. br br   br br   br ... (show quote)


Too Funny ,so BBs been into comedy since he was a youngster !!😁

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Sep 30, 2021 11:56:13   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
I called the doc once for that if you want to call it a problem.

She told me to hold on.

Do you think i can put the phone in the other hand now? I am still holding.



I suppose

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Sep 30, 2021 11:56:28   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Too Funny ,so BBs been into comedy since he was a youngster !!😁


Sure seems that way

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Sep 30, 2021 23:26:44   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
I could see it happening...

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Oct 1, 2021 18:34:31   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Guy goes into a pharmacy run by two older single sisters. Explains to them that he has this erection that just will not go away, wants to know what they think he should take for it. One sister looks at the other, they go to the back of the room and put their heads together. One sister comes up front, says can we take a look at it? He's a little embarrassed, but he shows it to em. They go back to the back and talk a little more. They come up front and the one sister says "We'll give you 500 dollars and half interest in the store."

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Oct 1, 2021 19:03:28   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
Guy goes into a pharmacy run by two older single sisters. Explains to them that he has this erection that just will not go away, wants to know what they think he should take for it. One sister looks at the other, they go to the back of the room and put their heads together. One sister comes up front, says can we take a look at it? He's a little embarrassed, but he shows it to em. They go back to the back and talk a little more. They come up front and the one sister says "We'll give you 500 dollars and half interest in the store."
Guy goes into a pharmacy run by two older single s... (show quote)



LOL

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Oct 2, 2021 01:23:06   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Well that a hell of a deal 💰💰💰🤣🤣🤣

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