Impossible Things To Say When Drunk
Sep 29, 2021 14:10:54 #
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Thinks that are
VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY when you are drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. White Castle? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Thinks that are
VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY when you are drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. White Castle? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Sep 29, 2021 14:19:25 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are dru... (show quote)
Sorry Pixie, I can't help you out, I have never been drunk.
Sep 29, 2021 14:50:20 #
Remember the most common thing said when you are drunk (I’m not so think as you drunk I am)
Sep 29, 2021 14:50:52 #
Sep 29, 2021 15:17:21 #
I could not possibly comment on any of this. Just Sayin....RJS
Sep 29, 2021 17:04:02 #
Sep 29, 2021 17:58:58 #
One Thing you shouldn't EVER say!!!!
"No Occifer...I only had six twopacks!!
"No Occifer...I only had six twopacks!!
Sep 29, 2021 18:23:12 #
Sep 30, 2021 13:13:12 #
I gave that nonsense up over 50 years ago, after my dad's suicide. I still think about it everyday and it still hurts like heck. I don't think there's anything funny about alcohol!
Sep 30, 2021 18:37:54 #
Justoldjim
Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Things that are DIFFICULT TO SAY, when you are dru... (show quote)
I have a hard time saying all those when not drunk
Sep 30, 2021 19:10:30 #
About halfway through the VERY DIFFICULT group, I decided that I must be drunk.
Oct 1, 2021 11:50:09 #
Oct 10, 2021 23:45:03 #
coryb
Loc: michigan
Alaska Charlie wrote:
I gave that nonsense up over 50 years ago, after my dad's suicide. I still think about it everyday and it still hurts like heck. I don't think there's anything funny about alcohol!
sorry about your dad that must have been horrible.
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