Bear & The Minister
Sep 26, 2021 01:10:47 #
A minister been out hunting all day long.
He searched and searched through the woods, with no sign of a bear.
Finally, in frustration, he through his gun down on the ground.
He went down to the stream to cool off.
About that time he sees this huge grizzly bear running at him, full force, about a hundred yards away.
He fell down on his knees and said,
"God, I need protection. Please convert this bear into a Christian."
Miraculously, the bear froze in his tracks, lifted both paws to the Heavens and said,
"Lord, thank you for this food I am about to eat."
He searched and searched through the woods, with no sign of a bear.
Finally, in frustration, he through his gun down on the ground.
He went down to the stream to cool off.
About that time he sees this huge grizzly bear running at him, full force, about a hundred yards away.
He fell down on his knees and said,
"God, I need protection. Please convert this bear into a Christian."
Miraculously, the bear froze in his tracks, lifted both paws to the Heavens and said,
"Lord, thank you for this food I am about to eat."
Sep 26, 2021 06:43:00 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A minister been out hunting all day long. br br H... (show quote)
Pretty good one pixie, gave me a good chuckle.
Sep 26, 2021 07:08:32 #
bknecht wrote:
Pretty good one pixie, gave me a good chuckle.
Me Too!
Sep 26, 2021 10:28:26 #
Sep 26, 2021 13:35:45 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A minister been out hunting all day long. br br H... (show quote)
I guess the minister didn't bearly make it out alive.
Sep 26, 2021 18:04:02 #
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