Bar and drinking oriented one liners: A hamburger walks into a bar. Barkeeper says we don't serve food! Hamburger says that's ok I just want a drink. A screwdriver walks into a bar and...

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Bar and drinking oriented one liners

Sep 25, 2021 15:13:58 #

USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ

A hamburger walks into a bar. Barkeeper says we don't serve food! Hamburger says that's ok I just want a drink.

A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says we have a drink named for you. Screwdriver asks you have a drink named Philip?

So a dyslexic walks into a bra.....

A baby seal walks into a bar and is asked what can Get you? Anything but a Canadian Club replies the seal.

A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. What is this asks the bartender some kind of joke?

A termite walks into a bar ask is the bar tender here?

That's all for now folks!

Sep 25, 2021 16:00:56 #

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

😂😂

Sep 25, 2021 16:15:29 #

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Horse walks in. Barkeep says "why the long face?"

Good ones major. Canadian club.

Sep 25, 2021 16:26:23 #

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

USAF Major wrote:

A hamburger walks into a bar. Barkeeper says we do... (show quote)

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Sep 25, 2021 16:34:56 #

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

Midget walked into a bar and kissed everyone in the joint.

Sep 26, 2021 08:28:29 #

nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT

USAF Major wrote:

A hamburger walks into a bar. Barkeeper says we do... (show quote)

Sep 26, 2021 09:00:37 #

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Danger25 wrote:

Midget walked into a bar and kissed everyone in the joint.

🤣🤣

Sep 26, 2021 12:04:01 #

BonitaBarry Loc: Bonita Springs, FL

Good ones major! Filing them away for the next time I’m in a bar.😎

Sep 26, 2021 21:53:06 #

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Danger25 wrote:

Midget walked into a bar and kissed everyone in the joint.

🤣🤪😂

Sep 26, 2021 21:57:21 #

Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO

Guy takes his dog into a bar. Chicago Cubs are playing on TV and the Cubs score. The dog goes crazy and does flips on the bar. Bartender is amazed and asks the guy what does he do when they win. Guy says I don’t know.

Sorry, different kind of bar joke.
Sorry, Cubs fans.

I am a Cardinal fan on a 16 game winning streak and we beat the Cubs again. Please give me a break.

Sep 27, 2021 00:14:02 #

lipsticker Loc: Hartford Wisconsin

Danger25 wrote:

Midget walked into a bar and kissed everyone in the joint.

😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

Sep 27, 2021 01:47:15 #

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Jwid wrote:

That's funny, I don't care who you are. Girl friend in San Diego will love that one. Long suffering Cubs fan. Go red birds! Any chance you can take out the Brewers?

Sep 27, 2021 22:09:28 #

Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO

Just got done doing it four times in a row. Winning streaks are made to be broken. Hopefully it won’t happen during the Wildcard game.

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