No Weapon Formed
Sep 25, 2021 06:34:05 #
Suzie surprised a burglar in her kitchen late one night.
She was home alone, didn't have any weapons, didn't know what she'd do.
Finally, she decided I'll just say a scripture verse.
She shouted out,
* "Acts 2:38:".
The burglar suddenly froze in his tracks, wouldn't move.
Soon the police arrived. They were amazed that a woman with no weapon could do this.
They said to the burglar,
** "What was it about that scripture, that had such an effect on you?"
He said,
*** "Scripture? What scripture? I thought she said she had an axe and two thirty-eights!!
She was home alone, didn't have any weapons, didn't know what she'd do.
Finally, she decided I'll just say a scripture verse.
She shouted out,
* "Acts 2:38:".
The burglar suddenly froze in his tracks, wouldn't move.
Soon the police arrived. They were amazed that a woman with no weapon could do this.
They said to the burglar,
** "What was it about that scripture, that had such an effect on you?"
He said,
*** "Scripture? What scripture? I thought she said she had an axe and two thirty-eights!!
Sep 25, 2021 08:27:59 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Suzie surprised a burglar in her kitchen late one ... (show quote)
Now that's a beauty!
Sep 25, 2021 12:39:30 #
DC
Loc: Washington state
funny. reminds me of the story of the burglar who broke into a home and heard a parrot saying "Jesus sees you" he thought it was funny and kept on stuffing stuff into a bag, suddenly the Parrot said "sic em Jesus" to which a big mean Rottweiler named "Jesus" came charging out
Sep 25, 2021 12:44:36 #
DC wrote:
funny. reminds me of the story of the burglar who broke into a home and heard a parrot saying "Jesus sees you" he thought it was funny and kept on stuffing stuff into a bag, suddenly the Parrot said "sic em Jesus" to which a big mean Rottweiler named "Jesus" came charging out
Now that is even funnier!!!
Sep 25, 2021 12:57:44 #
Sep 26, 2021 16:00:49 #
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