Which Car For Me
Sep 15, 2021 21:50:22 #
Which car will you get in heaven?
Three guys are standing in heaven, their names are Greg, James, and Tony. They are at a car dealership, and an angel asks them,
* "Were you faithful to your wives?"
** Greg answers,
"Yes, I never cheated on my wife." He is given a new Lamborghini.
The angel then asks James if he ever cheated on his wife. He says,
*** "Once, and I am ashamed to admit it."
He is given a Toyota Corolla.
The angel then asks Tony, and he says,
***"Yes, lots of times."
He is given an old Morris Marina.
A few days later, Tony sees Greg sitting on a park bench, and Greg is crying. Tony asks Greg,
*** "You were given a Lamborghini the other day, why are you crying?"
Greg responds,
"I just saw my wife, they gave HER a pair of roller skates!!"
Three guys are standing in heaven, their names are Greg, James, and Tony. They are at a car dealership, and an angel asks them,
* "Were you faithful to your wives?"
** Greg answers,
"Yes, I never cheated on my wife." He is given a new Lamborghini.
The angel then asks James if he ever cheated on his wife. He says,
*** "Once, and I am ashamed to admit it."
He is given a Toyota Corolla.
The angel then asks Tony, and he says,
***"Yes, lots of times."
He is given an old Morris Marina.
A few days later, Tony sees Greg sitting on a park bench, and Greg is crying. Tony asks Greg,
*** "You were given a Lamborghini the other day, why are you crying?"
Greg responds,
"I just saw my wife, they gave HER a pair of roller skates!!"
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