hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Hope you enjoy these more or less than the others. Makes no difference to me.😉
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

"You know you're old
when you go to bed
at the time you used to go out"



you been watchin me
ain't you??

all good Hack

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

NAH BB! What makes ya think that?👀 👀 👀
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good ones Hack!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks OJ. Appreciate it.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Jack and his devilish grin,,,,,,and whats really going on with that da#n smoke always following me! Thanks for the laughs Hack!!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

So true Jarhead. Everywhere I camped the wind kept shifting.🌪
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

" Offending somebody " Ain't that the truth. The PC crap has taken over our lives. Remember when you just looked left and right before telling a joke.

Now crossing your arms while someone is talking is considered offensive. Go Figure.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Yep! It would probably be better if we all lived in a cave! Just Sayin...RJS

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

WHOA ! Easy there, big fella ! I may
be 'old school' but not quite that
old ! May have been called a neanderthall on occasion, but
never really qualified as such
(although we all may know
someone who is) !

Attitude, however, may be another matter - that just may be a throw-back to the Neolithic (late stone-
age) period !

fishyaker Loc: NW Michigan (Lower Peninsula)

Hah...that last one kind of happened to me this morning! I have been thinking about getting back into scuba diving, and I was in our local dive shop today trying on a one piece wet suit that ended up being rather a tight fit. The dressing room does not have a ceiling, so the clerk outside the door...some distance away...could probably hear me "breathing heavy" and struggling during the process.

I stepped out and said "this is as far as I can go with this one...it's not going to fit very well". At this time I am also sweating profusely! In a nutshell, they did not have one in stock so we'd have to order it. OK...no big deal...the season around here is almost over anyways. It can wait until Springtime.

So...we saunter over to the air tank cylinders and they have an 80 cu. in. and a 100 cu. in. model available. As I pick up the large one, he cautiously says "Don't take this the wrong way, but they do make a 120 cu. in. model as well, and that is what I would recommend for you...a big guy like you requires more air, so it would allow you to stay under a little bit longer."

I was not offended in the least...but I am quite sure he heard me panting in the dressing room with that wet suit!

Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas

very good and the one I liked the best is about opinions and people get offended. Have a great day Hack🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Some times, truth is stranger than fiction.

Thanks 4d chuckle 😄

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Good ones Hack. Especially enjoyed the Tasmanian Devil.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Kittens and kids have that in common