Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything...where would you put it all?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
BadFisherman wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything...where would you put it all?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (
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'Those who live by the sword... '
kinda reminds me of the first
'Indiana Jones' movie where that
big ugly dude was waving around
that scimitar - that's what you get
for bringing a knife to a gunfight !
If you lined up all the cars in
the world it would then be
safe to pass, as there would
be no oncoming traffic !
Line up everyone in a row - if every third person is butt ugly, and every fourth person is dumb as a rock,
does every twelfth person get hit
with a 'double-whammy' ?
Big A,
Is that another trick question?
Big A wrote:
'Those who live by the sword... '
kinda reminds me of the first
'Indiana Jones' movie where that
big ugly dude was waving around
that scimitar - that's what you get
for bringing a knife to a gunfight !
If you lined up all the cars in
the world it would then be
safe to pass, as there would
be no oncoming traffic !
Line up everyone in a row - if every third person is butt ugly, and every fourth person is dumb as a rock,
does every twelfth person get hit
with a 'double-whammy' ?
'Those who live by the sword... ' br kinda remind... (
show quote)
Greatest moment of movie and accidental, he forgot what he was supposed to do, he wasn’t supposed to shoot him, thats why you can see him mouth “oh f***”
BadFisherman wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything...where would you put it all?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p... (
show quote)
funny but
just another theft
who'd you steal this one from BF???
just move along folks
nuthin to see here
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