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Sep 14, 2021 15:41:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't
love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much
to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing
that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised
me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went
to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when
I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

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Sep 14, 2021 16:04:28   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one BB

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Sep 14, 2021 19:09:02   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
So Carl was A whor& Dog ,or a Beatch!

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Sep 14, 2021 19:16:21   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
So Carl was A whor& Dog ,or a Beatch!


all three evidently
or izzat four?

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Sep 14, 2021 19:41:01   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't
love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much
to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing
that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised
me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went
to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when
I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Dear Husband: br br I'm writing you this letter t... (show quote)

Good one Bobby!

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Sep 15, 2021 14:28:29   #
Elkfello Loc: South Carolina
 
Yikes!

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Sep 15, 2021 16:01:11   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
Good one BB . You never cease to amaze me.

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Sep 15, 2021 16:42:37   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
badbobby wrote:
Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't
love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much
to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing
that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised
me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went
to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when
I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with
your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Dear Husband: br br I'm writing you this letter t... (show quote)


Does all this mean they aren't getting back together? Well, I guess he could scrape by on 10 million dollars.

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Sep 15, 2021 17:34:33   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Does all this mean they aren't getting back together? Well, I guess he could scrape by on 10 million dollars.


That should at least cover the Sportfishing budget for a few years. Maybe a new car or 5.

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Sep 15, 2021 18:09:42   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
That should at least cover the Sportfishing budget for a few years. Maybe a new car or 5.


and a hot mama

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Sep 15, 2021 18:17:04   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
and a hot mama


Have to make a Home Depot run.



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Sep 15, 2021 18:32:50   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Fredfish wrote:
Have to make a Home Depot run.


I've been to a Home Depot hundreds of times and I've never seen her or anyone looking like her.

I must be going down the wrong aisles again.

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Sep 15, 2021 18:35:06   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
Have to make a Home Depot run.


hope Mama don't see that Fred
I go to Home Depot a lot

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Sep 15, 2021 18:36:13   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
I've been to a Home Depot hundreds of times and I've never seen her or anyone looking like her.

I must be going down the wrong aisles again.


I ain't neither haynes
but I keep goin

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Sep 15, 2021 19:05:14   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
Fredfish wrote:
Have to make a Home Depot run.


Which Home Depot is that Fred. I need a screw, not sure which size

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