beware of old guys and gals
Sep 11, 2021 12:45:46 #
kandydisbar handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10."
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”
kandy wanted to know why...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
kandy remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, "You have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?"
kandy then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $3000.
"Well, please let me have $3000 now," kandy said.
The teller then handed it, very friendly and respectfully, to her.
kandy put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
The moral of this tale.......
Don't be difficult with old people--they spent a lifetime learning these skills.
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”
kandy wanted to know why...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
kandy remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, "You have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?"
kandy then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $3000.
"Well, please let me have $3000 now," kandy said.
The teller then handed it, very friendly and respectfully, to her.
kandy put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
The moral of this tale.......
Don't be difficult with old people--they spent a lifetime learning these skills.
Sep 11, 2021 12:48:18 #
Sep 11, 2021 12:58:57 #
badbobby wrote:
kandydisbar handed her bank card to a bank teller ... (show quote)
I like t-shirt I saw, “don’t mess with old people, a life sentence doesn’t mean that much to them”
Sep 11, 2021 14:32:46 #
I heard she got that money in $ 50's and 2 $ 10's. I would have asked for all $ 1's
Don't mess with Cranky.
Don't mess with Cranky.
Sep 11, 2021 14:41:54 #
badbobby wrote:
kandydisbar handed her bank card to a bank teller ... (show quote)
She didn't have the $300,000 in there because she was a dumb bunny.
Sep 11, 2021 15:04:51 #
badbobby wrote:
kandydisbar handed her bank card to a bank teller ... (show quote)
I was getting a lot of back talk from a person about 20 yrs old. I was in the mind to fire him, when he doubled up his fist and started toward me. One of my helpers said to him a quote from "Lonesome Dove", "He didn't get to be as old as he is by being stupid. Plus, we're on the 9th floor, so if you can fly, go ahead. The window is open behind him". End of confrontation.
Sep 11, 2021 19:11:01 #
Sep 12, 2021 09:33:32 #
Shutupandfish wrote:
I like t-shirt I saw, “don’t mess with old people, a life sentence doesn’t mean that much to them”
Funny you would mention that T - shirt. I independently came u with that idea recently when some jerk decided to try to scam me. I cautioned him to refrain from that crap with old guys like me, or risk getting his head blown off. The most jail time would likely be 10 or so years. Piece of cake.
Sep 12, 2021 16:04:35 #
Justoldjim
Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
flyguy wrote:
She didn't have the $300,000 in there because she was a dumb bunny.
I read it two ways LOL
Sep 12, 2021 16:54:52 #
plumbob wrote:
I heard she got that money in $ 50's and 2 $ 10's. I would have asked for all $ 1's
Don't mess with Cranky.
Don't mess with Cranky.
Age and treachery will overcome youth and exuberance every time.
Sep 12, 2021 21:08:27 #
RuffplayOR57
Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
saw1 wrote:
Age and treachery will overcome youth and exuberance every time.
If they don’t like it Too Bad!! I have No Problem Going “Back” to Prison!!😁😂
Sep 13, 2021 16:44:05 #
Justoldjim wrote:
I read it two ways LOL
certainly reads two ways
but knowin Fly
he wouldn't disparage nobody
Sep 13, 2021 17:52:55 #
Good one. I don’t have to worry about the 300 grand but I’m gonna try that next time and see what they say👍. Pretty sure I’m an old person now. 😂
Sep 13, 2021 17:54:39 #
saw1 wrote:
Age and treachery will overcome youth and exuberance every time.
So true Saw. I wish more of the younger people knew that one and I’m not talking real young. Just younger. 👍
Sep 13, 2021 17:56:25 #
Grumpus wrote:
I was getting a lot of back talk from a person about 20 yrs old. I was in the mind to fire him, when he doubled up his fist and started toward me. One of my helpers said to him a quote from "Lonesome Dove", "He didn't get to be as old as he is by being stupid. Plus, we're on the 9th floor, so if you can fly, go ahead. The window is open behind him". End of confrontation.
Dang! That would make anybody stop and think. 👊
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