Give me a dollar, I need lunch....
Sep 6, 2021 20:50:26 #
I'll never understand folks who watch soccer, If I wanted to watch a bunch of fellas struggle to score a few hours I'd just watch my buddies at the bar.
I'll never understand football players who put Jr. on their jerseys, is there a possibility for confusion, is Senior playing?
I'll never understand why cigarettes are outlawed as a final request for death row inmates, are they worried it's bad for their health?
I'll never understand why we as a society have embraced the whole "Everyone's a winner" movement, I always thought that second place was the first loser.
I'll never understand what someone was doing when they found out that cows gave milk.
I'll never understand why people say that a funeral is your last party, What kind of party do you lay in bed and sleep through?
I'll never understand why schools had to teach us Calculus, I have found so many uses for it while trying to figure up taxes and such.
I'll never understand why we have to have a warning label on Herbicides and pesticides, If someone is dumb enough to drink them, we don't need them in the gene pool.
I'll never understand football players who put Jr. on their jerseys, is there a possibility for confusion, is Senior playing?
I'll never understand why cigarettes are outlawed as a final request for death row inmates, are they worried it's bad for their health?
I'll never understand why we as a society have embraced the whole "Everyone's a winner" movement, I always thought that second place was the first loser.
I'll never understand what someone was doing when they found out that cows gave milk.
I'll never understand why people say that a funeral is your last party, What kind of party do you lay in bed and sleep through?
I'll never understand why schools had to teach us Calculus, I have found so many uses for it while trying to figure up taxes and such.
I'll never understand why we have to have a warning label on Herbicides and pesticides, If someone is dumb enough to drink them, we don't need them in the gene pool.
Sep 6, 2021 20:56:55 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I'll never understand folks who watch soccer, If I... (show quote)
Now, those are funny !! 🤣
Sep 6, 2021 20:58:52 #
Randyhartford wrote:
Now, those are funny !! 🤣
Also, I'll never understand people with the least to brag about are always the loudest.
Sep 6, 2021 21:08:01 #
Sep 6, 2021 21:15:42 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
I really liked the one about the cow.
Keep'm coming
Keep'm coming
I'll try, these are harder to come up with but I'll try.
Sep 6, 2021 21:26:13 #
The crazy thing is even so they are funny there is a lot of truth about all
Sep 6, 2021 21:31:12 #
Sep 6, 2021 21:46:36 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I'll never understand folks who watch soccer, If I... (show quote)
All good ones CDB, and mostly true as well.
Sep 6, 2021 22:06:15 #
Sep 6, 2021 22:11:44 #
D Tong wrote:
The crazy thing is even so they are funny there is a lot of truth about all
Unfortunately yes.
Sep 6, 2021 22:13:48 #
Sinker Rig wrote:
Nostradeaumus has spoken......
I may do a halfway decent job of predicting winners of football games, but Im not as good as Nostradeaumus.
Sep 6, 2021 22:14:09 #
Gordon wrote:
Good ones again CDB. Thanks for the laughs
Thank you for the positive feedback.
Sep 6, 2021 22:16:14 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I may do a halfway decent job of predicting winners of football games, but Im not as good as Nostradeaumus.
How would you know?
Sep 6, 2021 23:09:46 #
Sinker Rig wrote:
How would you know?
Oh crap now you got me thinking...
Sep 6, 2021 23:36:37 #
Give it a shot.
The weather man has to be wrong sometimes or he wouldn't have a job. If we could program a computer to be right 100% of the time by what he knows, we wouldn't need a weather man. He could give us rhe wrong information to imput. Then the computer would be wrong. Give the computer 100% accurate information, then the weather man would no longer be needed.
The weather man has to be wrong sometimes or he wouldn't have a job. If we could program a computer to be right 100% of the time by what he knows, we wouldn't need a weather man. He could give us rhe wrong information to imput. Then the computer would be wrong. Give the computer 100% accurate information, then the weather man would no longer be needed.
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