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Sep 2, 2021 21:00:42   #
Lockman54 Loc: Alliance,Oh
 
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

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Sep 2, 2021 21:08:10   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Lol oh my hahaha 🤣😂

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Sep 2, 2021 21:16:03   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
I think 🤔 someone needs to change the sheets and shorts 🩳

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Sep 3, 2021 00:16:50   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
I thought the punch line was block that kick, block that kick....



BD

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Sep 3, 2021 07:13:47   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Yup definitely half time and switch sides!

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Sep 3, 2021 07:41:39   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Lockman54 wrote:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows wh... (show quote)


Oh Wow !!🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 3, 2021 08:19:26   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Game over penalty got him kicked out of the game

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Sep 3, 2021 09:50:14   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Lockman54 wrote:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows wh... (show quote)



Sounds right LOL

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Sep 3, 2021 10:24:58   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
Penalty!! Unsportsmanlike Conduct,,, youre outta the bed!

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Sep 3, 2021 15:55:47   #
FinFisherman Loc: Born in Ohio - 40 yrs Florida- Clearwater,Fl
 
Lockman54 wrote:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows wh... (show quote)


I liked that!😂

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Sep 3, 2021 16:32:21   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
Isn't "junior high humor" just so very humorous to so many... hehehe.
All yours, folks, take all of it.....as far from me, as is possible.

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Sep 3, 2021 22:10:48   #
Adk Loc: Cadyville NY 🌄🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
 
You have to admit,that was pretty funny.

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Sep 3, 2021 22:50:50   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Yep it was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 4, 2021 01:17:42   #
bluelake2 Loc: northbay ca
 
Lockman54 wrote:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows wh... (show quote)


Good one!!!

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Sep 4, 2021 07:34:15   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
Lockman54 wrote:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows wh... (show quote)
this is so good and made my morning 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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