politics
Aug 27, 2021 11:59:04 #
A long while back, when BadFisherman was just outta the Corps, he picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
he'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, shrimp cocktail, lobster and champagne.
BF asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”
"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting to get laid tonight.”
BF asked, "Would you care for dessert?"
OORAH
he'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, shrimp cocktail, lobster and champagne.
BF asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”
"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting to get laid tonight.”
BF asked, "Would you care for dessert?"
OORAH
Aug 27, 2021 12:18:00 #
Aug 27, 2021 15:58:43 #
Aug 27, 2021 19:38:37 #
badbobby wrote:
A long while back, when BadFisherman was just out... (show quote)
Mc Donald's has shrimp and lobster? I bet he brown bag the champagne.
Aug 27, 2021 20:53:48 #
badbobby wrote:
A long while back, when BadFisherman was just out... (show quote)
Best politics ever😂😂
Aug 28, 2021 12:46:08 #
plumbob wrote:
Mc Donald's has shrimp and lobster? I bet he brown bag the champagne.
prolly wanted her to drink Pepsi
Aug 28, 2021 16:33:23 #
badbobby wrote:
prolly wanted her to drink Pepsi
With a lot of ice and no re fills.
Aug 28, 2021 18:33:23 #
plumbob wrote:
With a lot of ice and no re fills.
BF has to be tight ,he lost everything playin poker with me
HE came home 4 hours late one night
The Sgt Major Screamed "where have you been BF,I've been worried sick"
"Been playin poker with badbobby again Honey"BF replied
The Sgt Major Exploded" I told you to never play poker with that card shark BB again!!
Now you can just pack your bags and get outta this house"!!!
BF responded
"yeah? well you might as well pack yours too !"
I lost the house to bb"!
"
Aug 28, 2021 18:36:27 #
badbobby wrote:
BF has to be tight ,he lost everything playin poke... (show quote)
Is there a particular poker game BF looses at? Or does he just play like a Marine?
Aug 28, 2021 18:41:39 #
plumbob wrote:
Is there a particular poker game BF looses at? Or does he just play like a Marine?
to BF poker is like sex
he thinks he's good at it
but really doesn't know what he's doin
do you know the difference in Bf playin poker and a dog that has been whipped"
after a lil while the dog quits whining
Aug 28, 2021 18:44:28 #
badbobby wrote:
to BF poker is like sex
he thinks he's good at it
but really doesn't know what he's doin
do you know the difference in Bf playin poker and a dog that has been whipped"
after a lil while the dog quits whining
he thinks he's good at it
but really doesn't know what he's doin
do you know the difference in Bf playin poker and a dog that has been whipped"
after a lil while the dog quits whining
Ummm, that does spread some light on it. I guess you throw him a bone every now and than to keep him in the game.
Aug 28, 2021 18:49:10 #
plumbob wrote:
Ummm, that does spread some light on it. I guess you throw him a bone every now and than to keep him in the game.
only play with the poor sucker when he has cash(His IOUS are worthless)
and THe Sgt Major has quit givin him money
so we haven't played in a while
Aug 28, 2021 19:02:19 #
badbobby wrote:
only play with the poor sucker when he has cash(His IOUS are worthless)
and THe Sgt Major has quit givin him money
so we haven't played in a while
and THe Sgt Major has quit givin him money
so we haven't played in a while
So if he should call me again and want to borrow a $ 20, i will ignore him.
Now i know who has been sending me these Pay Pal request.
Some Pal there.
Aug 29, 2021 12:41:39 #
plumbob wrote:
So if he should call me again and want to borrow a $ 20, i will ignore him.
Now i know who has been sending me these Pay Pal request.
Some Pal there.
Now i know who has been sending me these Pay Pal request.
Some Pal there.
my lessons to you grasshopper are startin to pay off
Aug 29, 2021 13:25:42 #
badbobby wrote:
my lessons to you grasshopper are startin to pay off
That they are. Slow but steady.
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